My neighbors cat keeps climbing the hood of my car!!

MR.nismo

Watch the movie "Despicable me". The part (within 15 minutes into the movie) when "Gru" is talking to his neighbor and giving him the complaint about a dog.
Gru: Hello, Fred. FYI. Your dog has been leaving little bombs in my yard, and I do not appreciate it.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs... they go where they want to go.
Gru: Unless they're dead.
[laughs]
Gru: Just kidding! Oh, though it is true.

Don't ask me how a 39 years young man knows those lines.

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