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best 370z review to date...
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:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :rofl2: :tup: AWESOME review! I laughed so hard, I almost woke people up!!!
BEST LINE: "The car has a new look. It's like a "Cheetah". GRRRRR. It's coming out of jungle hunting for prey!" :icon17: |
nice, but the i love america doesnt fit with a japanese car :usa:
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Haha Universal City Nissan, biggest scumbag dealership in the westcoast.
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Lol!!! Rawr!!
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BAHHAHAHHAHHA
That definitely was the best review I've seen. He should be in comedy. |
Please tell me he was making a spoof review.......:rofl2:
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My favorite quote highlights:
"If you vant to go faster, you just press z gas" I'm kinda glad he let us in on that little secret because usually I just sit in my driveway with the car running wondering what the hell comes next! Why is he working for Nissan? He should be at NASA! About the wheels.. "Dis is not 24's.. 26's.. BUT it is vedy good" Obviously he's a performance mined individual.. uhh yeah. After talking about the rear lights.. "I love America" "..the color, yellow. The police don't like this color because you know how it is.. VROOOM" -- hahahaha That one made me laugh. Way to sell it homie! About the valet key system.. "You keep out the key so they cannot go inside the car" Ahhh yes, I've seen this before. It's where the valets all get behind the car and push it to and from the parking spot because you didn't allow them in your car. Very clever method my man! Teehee |
Haha remind me of that family guy car
"In soviet Russia car drive you!" XD! |
Here's another one.
When he describes the tilt steering: "You wanna raise it down? Raise it as low as you want." :icon14: YouTube - Universal City Nissan 370Z Walk Around With Marco |
the one with the girl was short. sounded like she didn't know much about the car. she couldn't even open the hatch. :shakes head:
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S-Mode make your steering tighter! God only knows what else!
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Nothing tops this guy where he says the "S-mode" actually tightens the steering wheel :ugh2: YouTube - *NEW* 2009 370Z Test Drive Nissan CHECK IT OUT!!! From this thread: http://www.the370z.com/nissan-370z-g...g-tighter.html |
These are classic. Salesmen are just that, salesmen. They'll do or say anything to put you in a vehicle.
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I love the calculator on his belt...just to calculate the deals he's giving.
"This car will fit my seeester....she number one prostitute in all Kazikstan" |
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Also, Semtex...apparently you can leave the steering wheel "tilted in the middle for casual driving" |
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