You know you drive a Z when...

Tribalpinoy91 · 08-23-2012, 07:19 PM

You are overly paranoid about passing and switching lanes, even when your not driving the Z.

Nismo89 · 08-23-2012, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

After an incident and the road is reopened, two police indicate with their hands and yell slow down, to me alone, while in first gear, just following the mini van ahead.

Still amusing a year later.

tellin you......... the beast will give you whiplash even when standing still.

cosmicdust73 · 08-23-2012, 07:40 PM

...you're getting a new short block on a car with <50k miles on it due to oil consumption problems. Sad but true...

Stino · 08-23-2012, 07:57 PM

... you speed up on the highway to pass an 18 Wheeler because you're paranoid the tire retread and/or road debris will fly up and hit your Z.*

joentown · 08-23-2012, 08:11 PM

when you swerve to miss a tree only to find out later it was only your air freshener.

Pintsize725 · 08-23-2012, 08:19 PM

when people refuse to ride with you due to your car being "too small"

when a prius rides your *** to get you to play

when you can't see sh!t on the right or left at intersections due to the truck size mirrors

Stino · 08-23-2012, 08:37 PM

... when you swerve to avoid hitting a bicyclist only because you don't want to scratch your paint.

Nismo89 · 08-23-2012, 08:38 PM

meh......... just speed up.... the wind would do enough to blow the doors off the Prius AND spin it around

USMCASA · 08-23-2012, 08:43 PM

when soccer moms want to race you light to light

2010ZilverZ · 08-23-2012, 08:46 PM

You're drivin' ya feel like a freakin' GOD !

Nismo89 · 08-23-2012, 08:46 PM

i got this one today.........

when Cops pull up beside you, rev the engine a few times and look at me and smile stealthly....

little B@stard knows if i accepted.... he'd ticket my A$$

chillz · 08-23-2012, 09:42 PM

When you park at the farthest corner of the parking lot so no one dings your doors.

sonic370 · 08-23-2012, 09:48 PM

no one will ask to borrow your car. fearing for their life and knowing what the answer will be.

NuffZed · 08-23-2012, 09:51 PM

You spend hundreds of $$ on detailing products and a polisher to bring your DD up to par so they can sit in the same driveway.

Women you've never met just come up to you and start taking to you but inevitably refer to the car as "cute"

blackcherry20 · 08-23-2012, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikuh

You look at the steering wheel.

reading my thoughts man!

08-23-2012, 07:57 PM	#64 (permalink)
Stino Base Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 159 Drives: 2010 370Z Sport Rep Power: 14	... you speed up on the highway to pass an 18 Wheeler because you're paranoid the tire retread and/or road debris will fly up and hit your Z.* __________________ 10 370Z Sport\|Berk CBE & HFC\|NISMO R-TUNE CAI\|Z1 Oil & PS Coolers\|Mishimoto Radiator\|UpRev\|Nismo S-Tune\|SEIBON Spoiler\|Eibach Sways, Springs, Spacers\|SPC Camber\|RJM Clutch Pedal\|Enkei Wheels\|StopTech Rotors & Pads\|SS Brake/Clutch Lines\|Alpine W900BT, PDX5, Rear Camera, Boston SR60, S35 & 10" G3 Sub\|3M Ceramic Tint

08-23-2012, 08:19 PM	#66 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	when people refuse to ride with you due to your car being "too small" when a prius rides your *** to get you to play when you can't see sh!t on the right or left at intersections due to the truck size mirrors __________________ Tracie

08-23-2012, 08:37 PM	#67 (permalink)
Stino Base Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 159 Drives: 2010 370Z Sport Rep Power: 14	... when you swerve to avoid hitting a bicyclist only because you don't want to scratch your paint. __________________ 10 370Z Sport\|Berk CBE & HFC\|NISMO R-TUNE CAI\|Z1 Oil & PS Coolers\|Mishimoto Radiator\|UpRev\|Nismo S-Tune\|SEIBON Spoiler\|Eibach Sways, Springs, Spacers\|SPC Camber\|RJM Clutch Pedal\|Enkei Wheels\|StopTech Rotors & Pads\|SS Brake/Clutch Lines\|Alpine W900BT, PDX5, Rear Camera, Boston SR60, S35 & 10" G3 Sub\|3M Ceramic Tint

08-23-2012, 08:38 PM	#68 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	meh......... just speed up.... the wind would do enough to blow the doors off the Prius AND spin it around __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

08-23-2012, 08:46 PM	#71 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	i got this one today......... when Cops pull up beside you, rev the engine a few times and look at me and smile stealthly.... little B@stard knows if i accepted.... he'd ticket my A$$ __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

08-23-2012, 07:19 PM	#61 (permalink)
Tribalpinoy91 Track Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 607 Drives: 370z PW Rep Power: 14	You are overly paranoid about passing and switching lanes, even when your not driving the Z.

08-23-2012, 07:40 PM	#63 (permalink)
cosmicdust73 Base Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 45 Drives: 2013 370z Tour Sport Rep Power: 16	...you're getting a new short block on a car with <50k miles on it due to oil consumption problems. Sad but true...

08-23-2012, 08:11 PM	#65 (permalink)
joentown Base Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Philly, PA Posts: 70 Drives: 370Z '10 Tour Sport Rep Power: 16	when you swerve to miss a tree only to find out later it was only your air freshener.

08-23-2012, 08:43 PM	#69 (permalink)
USMCASA A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NC Posts: 1,152 Drives: 09 370z CY M6 Rep Power: 18	when soccer moms want to race you light to light

08-23-2012, 08:46 PM	#70 (permalink)
2010ZilverZ Track Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Virginia Posts: 699 Drives: Like a bat outa hell Rep Power: 14	You're drivin' ya feel like a freakin' GOD !

08-23-2012, 09:42 PM	#72 (permalink)
chillz Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: GTA Posts: 44 Drives: 09 370Z MB M6 Rep Power: 14	When you park at the farthest corner of the parking lot so no one dings your doors.

08-23-2012, 09:48 PM	#73 (permalink)
sonic370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2010 Location: Orange Texas Posts: 1,574 Drives: 09 370Z Sports PGK Rep Power: 18	no one will ask to borrow your car. fearing for their life and knowing what the answer will be.

08-23-2012, 09:51 PM	#74 (permalink)
NuffZed Base Member Join Date: May 2012 Location: Canada Posts: 105 Drives: 12 370ZR Blk Rose M6 Rep Power: 13	You spend hundreds of $$ on detailing products and a polisher to bring your DD up to par so they can sit in the same driveway. Women you've never met just come up to you and start taking to you but inevitably refer to the car as "cute" __________________ '12 Blk Rose 6MT Sport Nav - Stillen Gen2 intakes - Stillen HFCs and Cat Back Exhaust - H&R 15/20mm spacers - Koni Shocks - Swift Springs

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