I've been challenged! 2013 Audi S5. Any chance?

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I do this sh1t all the time with my cousins/friends. In the end, the only thing the winner gets is bragging rights till the next race.

you and I talk **** to each other but then we just cruise side-by-side blasting britney spears.

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 03:18 PM

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you and I talk **** to each other but then we just cruise side-by-side blasting britney spears.

Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

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Super Tanooki · 07-05-2012, 03:19 PM

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A couple of dead hookers should do the trick

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Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

Cmike2780 · 07-05-2012, 03:20 PM

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Fvck yeah! I did totally smoke you that one time though, just saying. Trollolololol.

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Is "smoke" some kind of code word between you two?

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 03:20 PM

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Is "smoke" some kind of code word between you two?

Nah, we're openly gay.

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 03:21 PM

And in that context,

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 03:24 PM

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Is "smoke" some kind of code word between you two?

speedfreek · 07-05-2012, 03:24 PM

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 03:27 PM

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Toretto: smoke him!
Brian: Hey dude, meet us behind the Starbucks!
Ferrari guy: okay!!!

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 03:28 PM

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Toretto: smoke him!
Brian: Hey dude, meet us behind the Starbucks!
Ferrari guy: okay!!!

Girl: Can I join in too?
Guys: Ugh no,

m4a1mustang · 07-05-2012, 03:29 PM

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Girl: Can I join in too?
Guys: Ugh no,

Just another day in the Mid Ay.

b1adesofcha0s · 07-05-2012, 03:30 PM

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Just another day in the Mid Ay.

Bucketlist2012 · 07-05-2012, 03:38 PM

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...and the GT-R crushes them all.

I love Audi's but it seems like you need to pay double for that perceived "luxury." For the amount you pay for a fully loaded Z, all you'll get is the rather weak 211-hp, 2.0-liter four-cylinder A5.

Actually I test drove a 500HP plus AMG just for kicks...Low miles, and a CPO..

32,000 Dollars...True Luxury and performance to blow your mind...I don't need to show off, so I did not buy it..

Those car lose so much value in the first few years, it isn't funny for the fool that had to buy it new...90 K dollar car, for 32K, after only 4 years...Low miles, and a CPO.

But my Wife loves her Z Car, and I do too..

I spend most of my time in an older truck because I don't need a Car/AMG to show off ...But they are sweet..

And the 370Z is pretty flashy in a sports car kinda way....Not a "look at all my money " Kinda way..

Bucketlist2012 · 07-05-2012, 03:41 PM

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I think your best quarter mile time ,stock, is how it is done....

Drex · 07-05-2012, 03:51 PM

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There's a lot of pu$$y shyt on here on why racing isn't important. I don't agree with any of it. Racing is a sport and sports cars are built to be able to run in that sport. The Audi though.. is a wannabe's ride in general. A 60k car owner challenging a 35k car owner is pu$$y. In the general law of things, the Z should be bringing challenges to the higher up as us being the underdog. I'm pretty sure audi isn't going to 911 guy and asking for a race cuz b1tches always want to race sure things. But in all due honesty. The Z is NOT a sure thing to beat on that audi.
It is a drivers race. But he shouldn't even be worthy of your rubber. Not cuz racing is dumb or unnecessary. But because he's a germaphile douche expecting a sure thing. That's why I say... don't race him unless you are sure you can dust him.
Being sure doesn't mean you need more power. Though it would help. It means you need to race him on your terms in your grounds. A road course you are confident in, make sure you can shift perfectly, and just be ready NOT to lose. There's a lot of cars you can lose to on a track with respect. But. No germaphile deserves victory on a track. Those fools are looking for the easy way out on a purchase. And they see you as inferior.
Truth is... german cars have a lot of track weaknesses that can be easily exposed on a roadcourse if you are the proper opponent. You can give it to him with no gel. But u gotta be ready to take this germaclown seriously and hurt him on the track. Do him in IF u gonna race him, bruh.

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