What did you do with your Z today IV

GaleForce · 08-03-2012, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Good morning everyone!!!

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Originally Posted by kenchan

Mr.happy-

Mr.gale- wow, quite a schedule you got there!

atleast the commute is going to be fun.

Today going to do the brake work on my G35C and test drive the MS3 again to decide my next move. Also checking with another dealer if they can accept my lowball-ish offer on a new 5MT Fitsport. If price is right I will deal with slow.

GoodAM everyone!

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Originally Posted by JARblue

TGIF y'all!

Ordered a copy of Ken's Ignore List from shado

Now, off to work in the Z.

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

Abso-effin-lutely!!! Woot!

Good morning guys and gals

GaleForce · 08-03-2012, 09:31 AM

Pulling the Z out in 19 hours

onzedge · 08-03-2012, 09:35 AM

THE COYOTE

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.

A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
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The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

GaleForce · 08-03-2012, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

Hi ms.blackcherry-

please do not return after purchase!

hilarious!

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Originally Posted by ddot196

Working on getting my solid red nismo from another city. Should be getting it by next week if all goes well.

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Sweet!

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Morning peeps. Making an appointment to bring her back to the dealership next week. Ticking noise getting louder, AC needs to be looked at and I'm having some type of weird (but minor) random acceleration issue. Woot.

Morning Ms.Pint

GaleForce · 08-03-2012, 10:21 AM

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ef'ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!"

onzedge · 08-03-2012, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ef'ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!"

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

blackcherry20 · 08-03-2012, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ef'ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!"

Hilarious!

JARblue · 08-03-2012, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

please do not return after purchase!

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Originally Posted by onzedge

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And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.

I LOVE IT!! REP REP REP!! ... when they reset

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

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Beautiful Mr. Gale!! I love the TX shout-out, but it's missing the CA insult

Will rep when able

blackcherry20 · 08-03-2012, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Morning peeps. Making an appointment to bring her back to the dealership next week. Ticking noise getting louder, AC needs to be looked at and I'm having some type of weird (but minor) random acceleration issue. Woot.

woot! Washed the Z at a new car wash this morning-wont be using that particular location again but it worked-car is cleaner than it was-barely.

JARblue · 08-03-2012, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

JARblue · 08-03-2012, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Morning peeps. Making an appointment to bring her back to the dealership next week. Ticking noise getting louder, AC needs to be looked at and I'm having some type of weird (but minor) random acceleration issue. Woot.

Sorry to hear, Tracie. Hope you get things sorted out. Still a maybe for C&C on Sunday, but I'm hoping...

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Originally Posted by blackcherry20

woot! Washed the Z at a new car wash this morning-wont be using that particular location again but it worked-car is cleaner than it was-barely.

Pintsize725 · 08-03-2012, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

Sorry to hear, Tracie. Hope you get things sorted out. Still a maybe for C&C on Sunday, but I'm hoping...

Best make it out!

kenchan · 08-03-2012, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ef'ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....

"Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!"

Blahahhaaha!

kenchan · 08-03-2012, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Morning peeps. Making an appointment to bring her back to the dealership next week. Ticking noise getting louder, AC needs to be looked at and I'm having some type of weird (but minor) random acceleration issue. Woot.

Sorry to hear, pint. Hope the dealer sorts this out for you.

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Originally Posted by GaleForce

Pulling the Z out in 19 hours

Hahaha! Gmorning, mr.gale!

onzedge · 08-03-2012, 11:32 AM

I have not driven either of my Z's for two weeks now.....

Geesh.

That could explain the nagging sense of emptiness and lack of enthusiasm I have been feeling lately.

08-03-2012, 09:31 AM	#6347 (permalink)
GaleForce A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 21,749 Drives: Varis Arising II Rep Power: 51865	Pulling the Z out in 19 hours __________________ >>>GaleForce's Build<<< >>>FaceBook @3GsCustoms<<<>>>Instagram @GaleForce370z<<< Varis Kamikaze-Z

08-03-2012, 09:35 AM	#6348 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	THE COYOTE The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. 2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. 3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases. 4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged. 5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals. 6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area. 7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. 8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes. 9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State. ************************************************ ********* The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. 1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. 2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

08-03-2012, 10:21 AM	#6350 (permalink)
GaleForce A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 21,749 Drives: Varis Arising II Rep Power: 51865	A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas, and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this ef'ing badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!" The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your ef'ing BADGE!!" __________________ >>>GaleForce's Build<<< >>>FaceBook @3GsCustoms<<<>>>Instagram @GaleForce370z<<< Varis Kamikaze-Z

08-03-2012, 11:32 AM	#6360 (permalink)
onzedge A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Battle Lake MN Age: 64 Posts: 183,964 Drives: 370Z 240Z Rep Power: 2684736	I have not driven either of my Z's for two weeks now..... Geesh. That could explain the nagging sense of emptiness and lack of enthusiasm I have been feeling lately. __________________ Koni\|Swift\|Michelin\|Motordyne\|Berk\|RJM Performance\|Gates\|SPL\|Motul\|Technafit\|Ate Super Blue\|Hawk Tommy Kaira\|Momo\|Optima\|Hella\|Hotchkis\|Red Line\|ZSpeed\|Stillen\|B&M\|H&R

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