What did you do with your Z today IV

Originally Posted by happytheman

Thanks for explaining that Shado. that one had me perplexed for a bit some time ago.
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A father asked his 10-ear old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wong.

The boy sobbed,
"When I was six I got the 'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'there's no santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."