What did you do with your Z today III

Pintsize725 · 06-04-2012, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

What is it that you "quit" Ms. Pintsize??

I've overstayed my welcome.

Have a good day and sorry for my stupid toilet joke. I'm sure it was too low brow for you guys.

happytheman · 06-04-2012, 09:39 AM

Nonsense. You're speaking in riddles my friend. Anyone else think Ms. Pintsize has "overstayed" her welcome??

And by the way......Everyone poops.

onzedge · 06-04-2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I've overstayed my welcome.

Have a good day and sorry for my stupid toilet joke. I'm sure it was too low brow for you guys.

Speaking for myself, there is no such thing as "too low-brow".

Bucketlist2012 · 06-04-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I've overstayed my welcome.

Have a good day and sorry for my stupid toilet joke. I'm sure it was too low brow for you guys.

Hello, I haven't been on here for a while and I am really busy.

Pint, we are a pretty "low brow" crowd here.. So don't worry.

You never will over stay your welcome..And Jokes are just that..Jokes..

Crazy Mike

shadoquad · 06-04-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I've overstayed my welcome.

Have a good day and sorry for my stupid toilet joke. I'm sure it was too low brow for you guys.

What? Ridiculous! You're always welcome here, and nobody's brows are lower, humor-wise, than this guy

onzedge · 06-04-2012, 10:16 AM

Off topic: We were walking our 2 Pomeranians and Opie, our Bichon, yesterday afternoon around our neighborhood. Out from a backyard came a Golden Retriever at full speed. I thought not too much about it until his last 10 feet of sprinting when I realized that he was not coming out just to say hello.

He frigging grabbed Opie in a flash and proceeded to try to kill him. I got down on my knees and started to pound the crap out of him, with Mrs. Dr, onzedge kicking the crap out of him. The owner was right behind and started whaling on him to, all the while Opie is screaming at the top of his lungs.

We got him off and took him home where my wife administered first aid to Opie and me. Opie then went to the vet for stiches, x-ray and an overnight stay. He has some nice puncture wounds and a few broken teeth with a fractured jaw. I have some nice bites on my left hand and serious road rash on my knees. I think Opie will be all right, but Jeesh, it happened in a flash.

The owner was simply walking his dog from the back of his house to the front door and feels terrible and is paying all of the bills.

No more walking without one of my Glocks, I swear.

Anyway, hug your dogs today.

shadoquad · 06-04-2012, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Off topic: We were walking our 2 Pomeranians and Opie, our Bichon, yesterday afternoon around our neighborhood. Out from a backyard came a Golden Retriever at full speed. I thought not too much about it until his last 10 feet of sprinting when I realized that he was not coming out just to say hello.

He frigging grabbed Opie in a flash and proceeded to try to kill him. I got down on my knees and started to pound the crap out of him, with Mrs. Dr, onzedge kicking the crap out of him. The owner was right behind and started whaling on him to, all the while Opie is screaming at the top of his lungs.

We got him off and took him home where my wife administered first aid to Opie and me. Opie then went to the vet for stiches, x-ray and an overnight stay. He has some nice puncture wounds and a few broken teeth with a fractured jaw. I have some nice bites on my left hand and serious road rash on my knees. I think Opie will be all right, but Jeesh, it happened in a flash.

The owner was simply walking his dog from the back of his house to the front door and feels terrible and is paying all of the bills.

No more walking without one of my Glocks, I swear.

Anyway, hug your dogs today.

Surprises me that a Golden would be that vicious. I'm sorry that happened. Poor Opie!

We just had to put down my mom's lab this weekend. He was 13, truly great dog. His hips and back knees were in horrible shape, and the vets think he had some lung and stomach cancer going on. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do was driving that dog to the vet. He was one of the best dogs I've ever had.

Alchemy · 06-04-2012, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

What? Ridiculous! You're always welcome here, and nobody's brows are lower, humor-wise, than this guy

Alchemy · 06-04-2012, 10:26 AM

Wow crazy story Mr. Onzedge!!!!!!

onzedge · 06-04-2012, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Surprises me that a Golden would be that vicious. I'm sorry that happened. Poor Opie!

We just had to put down my mom's lab this weekend. He was 13, truly great dog. His hips and back knees were in horrible shape, and the vets think he had some lung and stomach cancer going on. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do was driving that dog to the vet. He was one of the best dogs I've ever had.

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Originally Posted by Alchemy

Wow crazy story Mr. Onzedge!!!!!!

I underestimated how vicious dogs can be and how hard it is to pull them apart.

Pintsize725 · 06-04-2012, 10:33 AM

Poor Opie, please give him a hug from me when he's OK to accept it. He's too cute to have even been attacked like that.

onzedge · 06-04-2012, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Poor Opie, please give him a hug from me when he's OK to accept it. He's too cute to have even been attacked like that.

Thanks, little sister.

shadoquad · 06-04-2012, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

I underestimated how vicious dogs can be and how hard it is to pull them apart.

I know that one myself. I had to hold an angry rottweiler off of a lab a decade ago. The Rott's owner was not in control of her dog. I literally had both dogs by the collar, holding them apart, holding the rott off me, too.

happytheman · 06-04-2012, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onzedge

Off topic: We were walking our 2 Pomeranians and Opie, our Bichon, yesterday afternoon around our neighborhood. Out from a backyard came a Golden Retriever at full speed. I thought not too much about it until his last 10 feet of sprinting when I realized that he was not coming out just to say hello.

He frigging grabbed Opie in a flash and proceeded to try to kill him. I got down on my knees and started to pound the crap out of him, with Mrs. Dr, onzedge kicking the crap out of him. The owner was right behind and started whaling on him to, all the while Opie is screaming at the top of his lungs.

We got him off and took him home where my wife administered first aid to Opie and me. Opie then went to the vet for stiches, x-ray and an overnight stay. He has some nice puncture wounds and a few broken teeth with a fractured jaw. I have some nice bites on my left hand and serious road rash on my knees. I think Opie will be all right, but Jeesh, it happened in a flash.

The owner was simply walking his dog from the back of his house to the front door and feels terrible and is paying all of the bills.

No more walking without one of my Glocks, I swear.

Anyway, hug your dogs today.

OMG! I've never heard of a golden acting like that Onzy.

I'm so sorry to hear about Opie. Speedy recovery to the little guy.

onzedge · 06-04-2012, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

OMG! I've never heard of a golden acting like that Onzy.

I'm so sorry to hear about Opie. Speedy recovery to the little guy.

Thanks, brother.

06-04-2012, 09:39 AM	#8342 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	Nonsense. You're speaking in riddles my friend. Anyone else think Ms. Pintsize has "overstayed" her welcome?? And by the way......Everyone poops. __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

06-04-2012, 10:26 AM	#8349 (permalink)
Alchemy A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Jersey Age: 44 Posts: 4,855 Drives: to acquire tickets Rep Power: 3524	Wow crazy story Mr. Onzedge!!!!!! __________________ Ryan 314WHP \| 260LB-FT \| STILLEN \| KONI \| SWIFT \| STOPTECH \| Z1 \| PROJECT MU \| CNT \| UPREV \| FORGESTAR \| BRIDGESTONE \| PWJDM \| ENEOS \| MOTUL

06-04-2012, 10:33 AM	#8351 (permalink)
Pintsize725 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Austin Posts: 14,196 Drives: 2016 Mazda 6 Rep Power: 211844	Poor Opie, please give him a hug from me when he's OK to accept it. He's too cute to have even been attacked like that. __________________ Tracie

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