What did you do with your Z today III

Fire · 06-01-2012, 10:03 AM

At our hospital we have an issue with too much overtime. So administration in all their wisdom 1) Removed all the LPNs from the regular floors. 2) Adopted a "fit test" to weed out incoming nurses that the test says don't "fit" into the area they applied to. 3) Hired a consultant firm to tell them their processes area wasting time, which they have made no time saving changes. 4) After merging with a hospital loosing money they adopted their computer system. 5) Added a medication dispersion system that takes twice the time to dispense meds. WTH is all upper management brain dead???

happytheman · 06-01-2012, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Happy Friday! Where did May go?

Happy 1000 posts of nothing!

Happy Friday and 1000 posts! Keep up the good work!

m4a1mustang · 06-01-2012, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Why is it that every time I walk away from my car and look back I go

??

Turn the wheel to the right next time!

onzedge · 06-01-2012, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire

At our hospital we have an issue with too much overtime. So administration in all their wisdom 1) Removed all the LPNs from the regular floors. 2) Adopted a "fit test" to weed out incoming nurses that the test says don't "fit" into the area they applied to. 3) Hired a consultant firm to tell them their processes area wasting time, which they have made no time saving changes. 4) After merging with a hospital loosing money they adopted their computer system. 5) Added a medication dispersion system that takes twice the time to dispense meds. WTH is all upper management brain dead???

Remember what Dr. Deming said: "Export anything made in America, except its management".

Fire · 06-01-2012, 10:06 AM

Can you call a woman a

Without it being sexual harassment?

happytheman · 06-01-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire

Can you call a woman a

Without it being sexual harassment?

Good question Fire. I suppose as long as you don't add a

you'll be alright!

I'm outta reps!

Fire · 06-01-2012, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Remember what Dr. Deming said: "Export anything made in America, except its management".

We should be exporting our management. That would equal the playing field. Do they take classes in stupidity or does it come naturally with the position?

GaleForce · 06-01-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Pintsize725

Happy Friday! Where did May go?

Happy 1000 posts of nothing!

No kidding May just flew by.

Congrats on the 1000 posts! Rep will follow once my repping abilities have been reinstated.

Fire · 06-01-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Good question Fire. I suppose as long as you don't add a

you'll be alright!

I'm outta charboilburgers and chessy fries!

Fixed

Fire · 06-01-2012, 10:10 AM

Looks like we are all rep ho's

Pintsize725 · 06-01-2012, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire

LOL

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

lol welcome to 1000 poasts.

You are officially addicted. Remember, use clean needles!

I have a feeling whatever else I catch won't be as bad as your herps, sir. I'm still using creams and Valtrex over here!

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Happy Friday and 1000 posts! Keep up the good work!

Happy Friday sir!

GaleForce · 06-01-2012, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Why is it that every time I walk away from my car and look back I go

??

I'm sure the Michelin PSS's have something to do with it.

Nice shot of a sweet car Brantly.

onzedge · 06-01-2012, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire

We should be exporting our management. That would equal the playing field. Do they take classes in stupidity or does it come naturally with the position?

GaleForce · 06-01-2012, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucketlist2012

Not good to hear. Sorry about that.

Thanks Bucket. Poopie happens. My wife and I were expecting this. We have a fairly accurate crystal ball when if comes to foreseeing this stuff.

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Originally Posted by onzedge

Me too. Friggin' reps are like drugs -- be careful when you start, you may not be able to stop.

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Originally Posted by mFire

I'm out too

It's an epidemic! Run for your lives!

Bucketlist2012 · 06-01-2012, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

Why is it that every time I walk away from my car and look back I go

??

"Buffed", and Tough looking...

You been working out ?

06-01-2012, 10:03 AM	#7891 (permalink)
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06-01-2012, 10:06 AM	#7895 (permalink)
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06-01-2012, 10:10 AM	#7900 (permalink)
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