Surgeon General's Warning

RoadZter · 01-02-2012, 03:18 PM

I am addicted to this site AND my car!!! I think there should be a caveat or a warning before you join!!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This website and the Z car may be addictive. Continuous use may cause one or more of the following: Z car addiction; loss of productivity at work; loss of interest in wife; increased sexual drive with everyone else but wife; Z withdrawal when anywhere without Z; palpitations, increased respirations, blurred vision, stomach or colon discomfort, incontinence and abnormally long lasting erections. Please contact your healthcare provider if you are experiencing any of the above symptoms after visiting this site and/or owning or driving a Z.

TerribleONE · 01-02-2012, 03:20 PM

Hahah.. so true...

FL 4Motion · 01-02-2012, 03:21 PM

psssh, I can quit anytime I want to.

RoadZter · 01-02-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FL 4Motion

psssh, I can quit anytime I want to.

Yeah, muh muh muh me too bro...Which is why I am replying and not working right now to prove that I can and why I keep looking out the window every 5 seconds to check my Z but I don't need either! I can quit anytime damn it!

Nismo89 · 01-02-2012, 04:50 PM

i have my own lawn chair screwed and bolted into the floor infront of my car, equipped with its own dental suction, when i begin to drool.

some say its rediculous, i say love at first sight.

TheGreatOne · 01-02-2012, 05:08 PM

Not that I have to (because this site is always one of the many windows open on my work desktop)

But I actually have "370Zforum" as a scheduled meeting in my Outlook Calendar haha...daily mind you. I'm that organized lol

RoadZter · 01-02-2012, 05:16 PM

nmjaxx9 · 01-03-2012, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoadZter

I am addicted to this site AND my car!!! I think there should be a caveat or a warning before you join!!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This website and the Z car may be addictive. Continuous use may cause one or more of the following: Z car addiction; loss of productivity at work; loss of interest in wife; increased sexual drive with everyone else but wife; Z withdrawal when anywhere without Z; palpitations, increased respirations, blurred vision, stomach or colon discomfort, incontinence and abnormally long lasting erections. Please contact your healthcare provider if you are experiencing any of the above symptoms after visiting this site and/or owning or driving a Z.

I think I am addicted to my Z more than this site, but since my Z is hibernating for the winter, this forum is how I feel close to it.

DLSTR · 01-03-2012, 05:54 AM

Hi...uhumm...my name is Dave....and Im a Z-aholic

RoadZter · 01-03-2012, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLSTR

Hi...uhumm...my name is Dave....and Im a Z-aholic

Thats the first step to admit you have a problem! lol

UNKNOWN_370 · 01-03-2012, 09:07 AM

Let's here it for Dave guys... you're not alone brother. I'm a Z-holic too. Lol. That's why we're here... to help you cope with your addiction.

Lol.

m4a1mustang · 01-03-2012, 09:10 AM

I don't even have my Z anymore but I am a top poster here and am the president of our local 370Z club... yeah, they are addictive cars. I work on them whenever I get the chance.

DLSTR · 01-03-2012, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UNKNOWN_370

Let's here it for Dave guys... you're not alone brother. I'm a Z-holic too. Lol. That's why we're here... to help you cope with your addiction.

Lol.

Its good to know Im not alone

Thank you so much!!! LOL!

ProfessorDave · 01-03-2012, 09:56 AM

I'm not addicted...I'm a er, social Z-er. Yeah. That's it.

Not addicted.

RoadZter · 01-03-2012, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

I'm not addicted...I'm a er, social Z-er. Yeah. That's it.

Not addicted.

and you can quit whenever you want right?

01-02-2012, 03:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
RoadZter Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Sunny South Texas! Posts: 228 Drives: 370z Roadster Rep Power: 13	Surgeon General's Warning I am addicted to this site AND my car!!! I think there should be a caveat or a warning before you join!! SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This website and the Z car may be addictive. Continuous use may cause one or more of the following: Z car addiction; loss of productivity at work; loss of interest in wife; increased sexual drive with everyone else but wife; Z withdrawal when anywhere without Z; palpitations, increased respirations, blurred vision, stomach or colon discomfort, incontinence and abnormally long lasting erections. Please contact your healthcare provider if you are experiencing any of the above symptoms after visiting this site and/or owning or driving a Z. __________________ 2008 Nissan Titan Crew, 2010 Nissan 370Z Roadster 2011 Mercedes GL 450 "Guess who drives the Nissans?"

01-02-2012, 03:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerribleONE A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Socal Posts: 10,203 Drives: WOT Rep Power: 5850	Hahah.. so true... __________________ 638WHP 541WTQ @ 13.5PSI Build thread

01-02-2012, 04:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nismo89 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Colora, MD Age: 35 Posts: 15,831 Drives: daily Zen and woosah Rep Power: 37386	i have my own lawn chair screwed and bolted into the floor infront of my car, equipped with its own dental suction, when i begin to drool. some say its rediculous, i say love at first sight. __________________ Why yes.. Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs, The Ford Commericals,Deadliest Catch.. is my cousin. Facebook i outta back hand you with my right hand! and call you b*tch!..... and im Left handed!

01-02-2012, 05:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
TheGreatOne A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Montreal, Canada Age: 46 Posts: 1,980 Drives: E60 BMW M5 Rep Power: 21	Not that I have to (because this site is always one of the many windows open on my work desktop) But I actually have "370Zforum" as a scheduled meeting in my Outlook Calendar haha...daily mind you. I'm that organized lol __________________ 2017 SUBARU STI 2008 E60 M5 - SOLD 2010 40th Anniversary 370Z - SOLD (and missing her)

01-02-2012, 05:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
RoadZter Base Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Sunny South Texas! Posts: 228 Drives: 370z Roadster Rep Power: 13	__________________ 2008 Nissan Titan Crew, 2010 Nissan 370Z Roadster 2011 Mercedes GL 450 "Guess who drives the Nissans?"

01-02-2012, 03:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
FL 4Motion A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: FL Posts: 4,776 Drives: Baby Shark Rep Power: 701615	psssh, I can quit anytime I want to.

01-03-2012, 05:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
DLSTR A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Süd Germany Posts: 2,462 Drives: 21Supra 2.0/22 M240i Rep Power: 21267	Hi...uhumm...my name is Dave....and Im a Z-aholic

01-03-2012, 09:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
UNKNOWN_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ny'r livn in tx Posts: 8,687 Drives: well over 130m.p.h. Rep Power: 14858	Let's here it for Dave guys... you're not alone brother. I'm a Z-holic too. Lol. That's why we're here... to help you cope with your addiction. Lol.

01-03-2012, 09:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
m4a1mustang A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Northern VA Posts: 55,385 Drives: on two wheels Rep Power: 6962	I don't even have my Z anymore but I am a top poster here and am the president of our local 370Z club... yeah, they are addictive cars. I work on them whenever I get the chance. __________________ - Steve Zs & Coffee - Saturdays at 10AM in Fairfax, VA and Columbia, MD (Click the banner!) LIKE us on Facebook!

01-03-2012, 09:56 AM	#14 (permalink)
ProfessorDave A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 1,580 Drives: In the fairway Rep Power: 19	I'm not addicted...I'm a er, social Z-er. Yeah. That's it. Not addicted. __________________ Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

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