| wstar |
11-17-2011 06:57 AM |
1) Acquire a suitably awesome look. Nerds aren't allowed to do awesome things like this. I suggest growing a mullet and a 70's 'stache, and wearing aviator sunglasses all the time.
2) Find a suitable location, such as right in the middle of a busy intersection at the corner of the local police station.
3) Get your girlfriend in the car to witness the awesome, and get one of her friends to hang out on the side of the road with a cellphone cam to record the glory.
4) Stop in the middle of the intersection, rev the car up to about 5K RPM with the gear selector in first gear and the clutch all the way in. Rev it a few extra times to make sure you get everyone's attention so they don't miss the awesome either.
5) Let the clutch out fast, floor the gas, and hang onto the steering while like you're riding a bull. The car will probably lose control and spin around a bit, but don't worry you already got all the soccer mom SUV drivers' attention with your revving earlier, so they know what to expect and will stay out of your way. Just play with the steering wheel and try to draw cute patterns in the intersection with your tire marks. Everyone else on the road will be enthralled with your display of awesomeness and skill.
6) If you're awesome enough to keep the tires spinning long, try to direct your "drift" into the nearby police parking lot and do some donuts there. You know how cops like donuts, so this will be an extra treat for them.
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