How much do you really love your z?
 

Sure a lot of people can talk about how much they love their Z but here is a test to see if you really mean it..

Imagine the Marketing Department of Nissan told you you could get a new Z, any model you want, every year, free of charge with all the yearly gas and oil provided by Nissan..for as long as you want.. drive as much as you want...and you must appear monthly with scantily clad models advertising the Z.
The slogan is "I enjoy my Z more than anything else!"

Here is the catch....as long as this deal is in effect..in order to prove the truth of the slogan...you cannot have sex with another person..because if you do the deal is off..because you really dont enjoy the Z "more than anything else"

Okay lets hear it from everyone...how long would you take this deal?

lol That's how life is already for me, so it would be no different. Sign me up! :rofl2:

Lol!

I don't love anything more than my wife!!

where did you get this?

Win. :bowrofl:

ill do that deal right now!!! hehehehe

im 22 and single ill do it!

Does your wife read the forums? This probably wont help your chances... :tiphat:

Oh project... :rolleyes:

:inoutroflpuke:

:bowrofl:

sex please

:gtfo2::roflpuke2:please dont say oh.. before my name ... sounds ghey

LoL You've never complained before... :bowrofl:

you... :gtfo2: lol

:stirthepot: :icon18:

ummm...sounds like an awful idea.

Geeze man ever consider running for political office? with an answer like this you could go far!!

Unfortunately I would have to pass on that offer, the gf pleases all too well.
Now if it were a GTR deal..

:icon18: nice fix.

Does this include having sex with yourself? :yum:

:iagree: Can you not please yourself, no porno, no nothing??

Come on OP! :rofl2:

:wtf2:

Who says I enjoy having sex with my wife!!!! and then this begs the question if you have sex in your Z then are you not enjoying your Z even more. :nutswinger:

You have twice as many 'tailpipes' to enjoy... :ugh2:

The 370Z is pure sex! It is hot, loud, and rough!

:confused:

I can have sex with the Z though, right?

Lol this thread is so random

:tup:

So does that mean I can't eat either? I think you could have sex and not enjoy it more than the car. Imagine having sex with a bucket of rusty nails for example.

:icon18::icon18:

you can only eat if you are in the car but no fries!!!!

This thread is a WIN

but, nothing beats vagina ...to the mini van

The porn is dozens of pics of his car. :icon17:

Love love love love love love love love to the infinite degree. Sure it has its quams but thus far my happiest car purchase.

Depends on what you're 'eating'... :icon08:

So what you're saying is having sex with a girl who has tetanus? :ugh2:

Can't wait for the 2012 calendar to come out. :yum:

While your attempt to ingratiate yourself with your wife is admirable, and one can assume that your wife does read these forums, your strategy is flawed since by virtue of taking the time to write the respose above, you obviously have thought about the propositon of wife vs. Z. Regardless of how long it took you to come to the conclusion that wife>Z, in your wife's mind, you will have taken too long to answer correctly, therefore, regardless of said answer, you are in the wrong and she now feels that you in fact believe Z>wife (irrespective of your written answer or any other logical agruments you may subsequently provide).

Ergo, you sir, are now in the proverbial doghouse. :ugh2:

So you'd take the deal:ugh2:


Wtf is a quam?

I think it's slang for a muff. You know, like a "bearded quam." :confused:

I think he meant QUALM :)

qualm *(kwäm, kwôm)
n.
1. A sudden feeling of sickness, faintness, or nausea.
2. A sudden disturbing feeling: qualms of homesickness.
3. An uneasy feeling about the propriety or rightness of a course of action.