Parking etiquette

Originally Posted by frost

Listen, they will continue to do this crap until we fight back. Me personally, i'm going to start keying them. But if you don't have the minerals like me, start simple. Spit on their window. Work your pay to peeing in the door and/or tires. If you're hardcore, carry a ziplocked baggy of dog poo to smear on their door handle. These fuckheads will start thinking twice before parking next to Z's I tell you.

And gentlemen in America now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks, that fought with us upon Saint parking-fightback day! (I know, long title, I'm working on it)