[QUOTE=snotrocket;69659]went to the movies and maybe two cars in the entire parking lot. so i picked a spot up front. even got farther on the yellow stripes just incase it got busy and someone had to park next to me. well it didnt get busy and yet some jerkoff had to park right up my ***. seriously he was about 4 inches from my bumper. so i took this pic to share.

well maybe he thought cuz his Tundra has rims and a chrome bed rail that he can park next to you.

Listen, they will continue to do this crap until we fight back. Me personally, i'm going to start keying them. But if you don't have the minerals like me, start simple. Spit on their window. Work your pay to peeing in the door and/or tires. If you're hardcore, carry a ziplocked baggy of dog poo to smear on their door handle. These fuckheads will start thinking twice before parking next to Z's I tell you.

And gentlemen in America now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks, that fought with us upon Saint parking-fightback day! (I know, long title, I'm working on it)

frost stop drinking and posting lol

are you planning on doing this to the '09 740's or Benz's or Lexus' that park next to you too?

^ no, because they take care of their cars. When the 82 hondaparks butt-up against me though. bad times are coming for him my friend.

haha, you just got be thinking of employee of the month. "82 honda civic, mint condition.. i flipped it, twice."

Thats all nice and well until a cop watches you wipe poo all over the car.

If it's night time and they parked really close I might feel compelled to let the air out of a tire or 2....

I hate parking lots...

Put his plate # on here. Probably won't make any difference but if he searches for his plate some day this thread might come up and he would know that you didn't think it was funny.

ive notice more people that own truck/suv's have no clue how to park. they usually dont car because of the running boards. there should be a separate driving test for these people.

:iagree:

I've probably been to 50 driver safety classes, and they say statistically, truck and SUV drivers are more likely to be aggressive drivers. "Might makes right."

Friends who own bigger vehicles like SUVs say they like them bc when they ride a cars *** they move out of their way.

Not that many people drive fast enough to ride my a--, but when it happens, I react more aggressively than I know I should.