Thats the funniest post in awhile :roflpuke2::inoutroflpuke::bowrofl::icon18:

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I had a similar situation in the parking lot behind my business. It's actually a city parking lot, but my employees and tenants park there as well. next to it is a 'group home for troubled youth'. You think regular kids are bad, try these on for size.

After one of my tenants came in and told me they were playing football in the lot (and intentionally 'skipping' the football off of car roofs), I called the director of the center. He said he'd look into it. Next day, same thing, but now they're playing baseball in the lot, too. Called him again and told him that next time, the call went to the Police instead of him. Next day, same thing, so I called the Police. I had to call the Police every day for almost two weeks before the Counselors finally got it through their thick head that the kids shouldn't be using the lot as a playground. They all drive beaters so it wasn't any big deal to them - they saw absolutely nothing wrong with it. The Police finally got it through to them that THEY would be going to jail - no the kids - if they continued to let them play in the lot. Stopped after that.

I would've intercepted a pass and then punctured the ball with my everyday carry pocket folder and let the air hiss out.

Oh... this is my everyday carry...
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/csstoreonline_2173_26482580
10 1/2 inches overall...


Then I would have turned to them and asked "Any other questions?"

But that's just me ;)

Correction, just don't go to Walmart with the z. I still go there, but just with my beater. Walmart prices are just too cheap esp for non perisheable items.

Oh i forgot to say, wait for the biggest of the 2 dudes to catch the pass then deliver a ray Lewis type decleater on him.

My wife had her taser! Maybe that would help? LOL

Should have had her taze one of them in the nuts and then you could have thrown a flag down on the play lol!

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If I have to go I take my truck or the old lady SUV.

Nothing will help. It's just the Z. I have parked as far away from the front door of any big Box store. And without fail when i come back someone or something,i.e. shopping cart will be near your ride. Today went to Wal-Mart
stupid idea and when i came out parked next to me is some ragged axx
truck................

If I ever need to go to walmart with the Z, I actually park in the Kohls parking lot down the street (at the end of the lot, which is always empty and has no traffic) and walk a couple blocks to the walmart. Most people think I'm crazy for doing this but honestly, I've seen some pretty horrific stuff in walmart parking lots.

There are a number of places that I just simply refuse to drive my Z to. Call me silly, but I just want to keep it looking as nice as possible...and just prefer not to take it where I know there's gonna be a bunch of douchebags.

so where do you buy your motor oil?

man, i think walmart sells them the cheapest. but i never drive my Z to walmart to buy motor oil. I only drive my DD.

if i ever get to such a point where I call the cops, simply because I saw people playing catch around my car.... shoot me in the face

LOL.

this reminds me of a guy I know back in the dotcom days. He bought a brand new Ferrari. one day he was at work, his wife drove his Ferrari to Burger King and when she finished eating, she threw the burger wrapper under the seat.

On another occasion, she drove the car to the Ferrari dealer for regular maintenance with the family dog in the passenger seat. As she pulled up, all the service managers looked at her like some crazy person.

The point i'm saying is who in the world would drive a Ferrari to a burger joint.