Car Myths .
 

So me and acouple of the guys were debating a few myths about what you should or shouldn't do in your car,the biggest arguement being the NO SEX Rule..
what do you guys think?

Yeah I don't see anything wrong with sticking a €ock up the tailpipe every once in a while.

pssh thats what i been sayin, every1 tells me its bad luck.
they just arent doing it rite.

The gas hole is another taboo place to give a good working over. Most consider this to be quite rude actually.:ugh2:

In all seriousness..

Don't eat in your car. That's always a good one to avoid.

Never that,
im also trying to prove that talking to the car builds a better bond between car & driver.

Caressing the dashboard (and thereafter punching it) does NOT help in times of need when the car won't start and the psycho killer is strolling up to your driver's side window.

I'm just sayin'.

I'm getting a dual fleshlight setup mounted into the cubbyhole as we speak. Is there something wrong with that?

Myth: The purchase of a new cars is the world's worst investment.

Reality: New cars (like the Z) aren't purchased to make money. They are a source of great pride and pleasure and, if purchased wisely, are worth the money.

I prefer the windshield washer reservoir, so moist...

MYTH: Speeding is a moral shortcoming.


TRUTH: Do not eat in my car.

What about eating pu$$y in the car? Is that ok?

It's good luck to have sex in your car

I think it's possible. You just can't be a couple of fatties.

/\ why do you need two???:icon14:

Everyone knows my first mod was to mount a fleshlight in the fog light and give her a go

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Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum :tup:

Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.

Diphallia? :confused:




nsfw

what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

those have to be photoshops right? RIGHT??? :wtf2:

Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.

Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't. :tiphat:

<---stares down in shame at solitary penis, goes off to corner of room to quietly sob...

I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis that does no good, I would like to remain with a single penis.

goddamit man! stop posting that sh!t!



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Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.

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frost links are nsfw :roflpuke2:

Frost, you think we've totally ruined this thread now???

PS--if some of our comments don't make the "quotes" thread, I don't know what will.

:roflpuke2: http://www.the370z.com/members/frost...18456-nsfw.gif

What was this thread about again? :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

/\ dual penissssss, duh! :happydance:

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IBTL

Thread successfully derailed. Or birailed...

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fyi... this crocodile has two penors

Who's gonna stand there and take a picture of a 6 ft alligator trying to get inside?

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I dunno, but I'm glad they did, it's hilarious!

They were trying to get a picture of his two penors, but this is all they got. Which leads me to the hypothesis that if you have two penors, you want to rub them on doors.

Hell, I've only got one, but I rub it against glassy surfaces like doors, bus windows, drinking glasses at TGI Friday's

What about plastic bags wedged in sofas?


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