Car Myths .
 

So me and acouple of the guys were debating a few myths about what you should or shouldn't do in your car,the biggest arguement being the NO SEX Rule..
what do you guys think?

Yeah I don't see anything wrong with sticking a €ock up the tailpipe every once in a while.

pssh thats what i been sayin, every1 tells me its bad luck.
they just arent doing it rite.

The gas hole is another taboo place to give a good working over. Most consider this to be quite rude actually.:ugh2:

In all seriousness..

Don't eat in your car. That's always a good one to avoid.

Never that,
im also trying to prove that talking to the car builds a better bond between car & driver.

Caressing the dashboard (and thereafter punching it) does NOT help in times of need when the car won't start and the psycho killer is strolling up to your driver's side window.

I'm just sayin'.

I'm getting a dual fleshlight setup mounted into the cubbyhole as we speak. Is there something wrong with that?

Myth: The purchase of a new cars is the world's worst investment.

Reality: New cars (like the Z) aren't purchased to make money. They are a source of great pride and pleasure and, if purchased wisely, are worth the money.

I prefer the windshield washer reservoir, so moist...

MYTH: Speeding is a moral shortcoming.


TRUTH: Do not eat in my car.

What about eating pu$$y in the car? Is that ok?

It's good luck to have sex in your car

I think it's possible. You just can't be a couple of fatties.

/\ why do you need two???:icon14:

Everyone knows my first mod was to mount a fleshlight in the fog light and give her a go