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FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 07:50 PM

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Everyone knows my first mod was to mount a fleshlight in the fog light and give her a go

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frost · 06-19-2011, 07:53 PM

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/\ why do you need two???

Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 07:57 PM

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Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum

Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.

frost · 06-19-2011, 08:00 PM

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Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.

Diphallia?

nsfw

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FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:22 PM

what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

those have to be photoshops right? RIGHT???

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:24 PM

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Diphallia?

Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.

frost · 06-19-2011, 08:26 PM

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Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.

Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:34 PM

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Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion

Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't.

frost · 06-19-2011, 08:36 PM

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Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't.

I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:40 PM

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I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.

<---stares down in shame at solitary penis, goes off to corner of room to quietly sob...

frost · 06-19-2011, 08:46 PM

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<---stares down in shame at solitary penis, goes off to corner of room to quietly sob...

I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis

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that does no good, I would like to remain with a single penis.

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:52 PM

goddamit man! stop posting that sh!t!

Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.

frost · 06-19-2011, 08:53 PM

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goddamit man! stop posting that sh!t!

Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.

shadoquad · 06-19-2011, 08:54 PM

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I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis

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that does no good, I would like to remain with a single penis.

frost links are nsfw

FL 4Motion · 06-19-2011, 08:55 PM

Frost, you think we've totally ruined this thread now???

PS--if some of our comments don't make the "quotes" thread, I don't know what will.

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