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FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178624)
Everyone knows my first mod was to mount a fleshlight in the fog light and give her a go


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frost 06-19-2011 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178621)
/\ why do you need two???:icon14:
Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum :tup:

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178629)
Maybe you eff one, and finger the other, so that you can pretend youre havind a 3sum :tup:
Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.

frost 06-19-2011 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178636)
Well, that's better than what initially popped into my mind when I read that.
Diphallia? :confused:




nsfw
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FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:22 PM
what has been seen, cannot be unseen.

those have to be photoshops right? RIGHT??? :wtf2:

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178640)
Diphallia? :confused:

Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.

frost 06-19-2011 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178689)
Nothing quite so "strange" as /\, I was just thinking perhaps it was one for him and another for his "friend". Geesh.
Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178692)
Oh, yeah, I guess that would be a more normal conclusion :bowrofl: :roflpuke2: :bowrofl: :roflpuke2:
Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't. :tiphat:

frost 06-19-2011 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178700)
Yours is more "unique" line of thought though...

BX is military iirc, I wonder if dual penors would be a disqualification for military service (like flat feet)? When I went thru MEPS, clearly low intelligence wasn't. :tiphat:
I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178703)
I want more soldiers with duel penors. That way they can spread democracy (VIA effing the natives) twice as fast. Also, I think it would intimidate the enemy. Who would want to fuck with a country who has a bunch of two-cocked soldiers? Not me.
<---stares down in shame at solitary penis, goes off to corner of room to quietly sob...

frost 06-19-2011 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178710)
<---stares down in shame at solitary penis, goes off to corner of room to quietly sob...
I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis
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that does no good, I would like to remain with a single penis.

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:52 PM
goddamit man! stop posting that sh!t!



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Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.

frost 06-19-2011 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by FL 4Motion (Post 1178727)
goddamit man! stop posting that sh!t!



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Oh, and totally agree w/you. tiny extra stub penis ftl.

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shadoquad 06-19-2011 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 1178719)
I've decided that I would like to have duel penile instruments, as long as they were in such a formation that allowed for simultaneous insertion in both the vag and the anus. If it was some wonky penis that jetted off to the side, or some midget penis
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that does no good, I would like to remain with a single penis.
frost links are nsfw :roflpuke2:

FL 4Motion 06-19-2011 07:55 PM
Frost, you think we've totally ruined this thread now???

PS--if some of our comments don't make the "quotes" thread, I don't know what will.


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