Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Rusty]

Originally Posted by Ghostvette

Handfull of mothballs in the gas tank is another good trick....

That really don't work as well as you think. A gallon of water works better.

[Ghostvette]

Originally Posted by Rusty

That really don't work as well as you think. A gallon of water works better.

It kind of depends on how much gas is in the tank. A full box works with about a half tank of gas, according to the 'testing' we did out in the desert...

I'm surprised we didn't blow ourselves up..

All time best is grenade with rubber bands around the spoon, pin pulled and dropped in the tank. Of course, the old vehicles with the 5" tank opening made this easy peasy...

[Fuzzzy]

Caught this beauty today while my wife ran in the store to pick up a single item. I was so entertained when the driver came back to her car that I missed the best photo op. Little old white-haired lady pushed her buggy with a single small bag of groceries back to her car. She dutifully placed them in the back seat and then tried to put her cart in the rack. Hilarity ensued. She stared at me as if I were the problem. She solved her dilemma by leaving her cart up against the rack in the empty space. There is no hope for the human species.

[JARblue]

Caught this Jeep douche the other week. I made casual mention about him blocking the accessible route along the sidewalk. His response was rude enough to warrant action. So I wrote him a $500 first-time-offense ticket for blocking the accessible route

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by JARblue

Caught this Jeep douche the other week. I made casual mention about him blocking the accessible route along the sidewalk. His response was rude enough to warrant action. So I wrote him a $500 first-time-offense ticket for blocking the accessible route

[God-Speed]

Originally Posted by JARblue

Caught this Jeep douche the other week. I made casual mention about him blocking the accessible route along the sidewalk. His response was rude enough to warrant action. So I wrote him a $500 first-time-offense ticket for blocking the accessible route

Your my Hero buddy!! That's Awesome!!

[CMadison]

This one is especially egregious since it is a member of law enforcement, but then again, when has the law ever stopped the police from doing whatever they want? No, there was not an emergency... this is the rear of a small bank. Cops definitely know better.

[Fuzzzy]

Originally Posted by CMadison

This one is especially egregious since it is a member of law enforcement, but then again, when has the law ever stopped the police from doing whatever they want? No, there was not an emergency... this is the rear of a small bank. Cops definitely know better.

So many are entitled ********.

[rey127]

Originally Posted by Fuzzzy

Caught this beauty today while my wife ran in the store to pick up a single item. I was so entertained when the driver came back to her car that I missed the best photo op. Little old white-haired lady pushed her buggy with a single small bag of groceries back to her car. She dutifully placed them in the back seat and then tried to put her cart in the rack. Hilarity ensued. She stared at me as if I were the problem. She solved her dilemma by leaving her cart up against the rack in the empty space. There is no hope for the human species.

I don't want to get old

[Jsolo]

This was in the local news tonight.



They ought to fine her the $300 or $350 for a handicap ticket. Make sure it comes out of her paycheck.

Article: https://wgntv.com/2019/10/07/mchenry...dicapped-spot/

[JARblue]

First time offense ticket for unauthorized parking in an accessible parking space is a $500 fine in Texas.

[Ghostvette]

Originally Posted by JARblue

First time offense ticket for unauthorized parking in an accessible parking space is a $500 fine in Texas.

And if JAR catches you... it's a ninja ticket.....


He's sneaky like that. Gives you a chance to move then slaps one on ya when you least expect it.


JAR, you been taking lessons from Zoren?

[Fuzzzy]

Leave without pay for 3 days imo. Disgraceful.

[CMadison]

More entitled piggies... same spot as last time...smdh

I may have to file a complaint bc it seems to be a sickness at this point

[Jsolo]

Regarding my earlier post;