Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[ElVee]

I park out of everyone's way every time. But I stay in between the lines. There is not a single instance where I don't think "douchebag" when I see someone parking outside the lines and still away from everyone.

I also always think if I had less to lose and less caring for other people, damn straight I'd f*#k with that car out there.

There are times where I think it's ok or a necessity, but those times are few and far between if your car is <$150k. Just park in the back and stop trying to draw more attention to it or yourself.