Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[SR71]

Came out of the post office today to find this little gem, lot was packed and this was about 15ft from the door. I stood back and took a pic and out came the owner.

Jeep Douche: Pretty nice jeep huh?
Me: It's ok.
JD: Well you're taking a pic of it!
Me: It's for a car forum.
JD: Oh is it all Jeeps?
Me: Nope, it where we post pics of people who park like azzholes.
JD: (Dumbfounded look on face and not quite sure what to say)
JD:Well I don't wanna get it dinged up.
Me: It's a fawking Jeep dude, it's meant to off road.
Me: (Getting in my car as he tries to put the puzzle together in his head)
Me: Besides, parking like a douche is a great way to invite others to key your sh!t.

Guy was still standing there when I left lol.



(Im not parked crooked either, it's the pic angle from my phone.)