Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Huck · 05-08-2014, 11:54 AM

Dang it! I accidentally deleted some pics off of my phone, I had a pic of someone who parked at the mall and forgot to leave it in gear or use the e-brake, so when we found it the car had rolled into the middle of the road. We had to put barricades around it and wait for someone to come back lol. Then the other day I watched 90 year old Grandma try to park her SUV, but what she actually did was drive it up onto a curb and take out the stop sign. Then she got out and locked it and shuffled into the mall like nothing ever happened. I had to call security and follow her till they got there lol.

Zdayz 2014!!

jdsto · 05-08-2014, 04:40 PM

This one is old but watch out for BMW parkers in Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZW6FTaeouY

JWillis72 · 05-12-2014, 12:23 PM

We came out of a Japanese steak house to find this jerk off had parked next to us in the back of the parking lot and scratched my wife's car. I sure hope he had all of his valve stem cores when he left!

slumpey · 05-12-2014, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JWillis72

We came out of a Japanese steak house to find this jerk off had parked next to us in the back of the parking lot and scratched my wife's car. I sure hope he had all of his valve stem cores when he left!

Was the parking lot soley for the Japanese steak house? If so, did you go back in and track the person down?

JWillis72 · 05-12-2014, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by slumpey

Was the parking lot soley for the Japanese steak house? If so, did you go back in and track the person down?

Yes it was but no I didn't go in, I was out with my wife's family and she was begging me not to make any more of a scene. It's her car so I let it go, well kind of.

God-Speed · 05-13-2014, 05:31 PM

With very few cars in the lot, the guy still can't get it right!!

Fuzzzy · 05-13-2014, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by God-Speed

With very few cars in the lot, the guy still can't get it right!!

Two things (other than the parking itself) in this picture strike me as ridiculous. One is the huge dent. It seems he is trying to park away from others, probably to keep from getting dinged.

The second is that he has left his rear end vulnerable to someone trying to park behind him while he has that huge steel rig hanging off his front end. That's the part of the truck that I'd be challenging someone to snuggle up against.

kittens · 05-13-2014, 07:41 PM

that doesn't look like just a door ding. it looks like someone actually crashed into him lol

Fuzzzy · 05-13-2014, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by kittens

that doesn't look like just a door ding. it looks like someone actually crashed into him lol

Totally agree. My poorly-worded point was that he looked like he was trying to avoid door dings after he had already gotten the big bash.

Quantum · 05-14-2014, 07:53 AM

At the grocery store last night, parked in the empty section with no cars for at least 15 spaces all around. Come out 15 mins later someone decided to park so close to my passengers side that if I had one they couldn't get in...no vehicles all around be me and that idiot. I just hate people with no brains or....maybe they were jealous? Either way.

Kaminari Kuro · 05-15-2014, 03:50 PM

I'm not infallible, so I figured I'd put myself on blast lol.

I stopped to grab a bite to eat for lunch, and pulled into a spot. When I came back out, I realized I had overshot the parking spot by quite a bit lol...

Haboob · 05-15-2014, 03:51 PM

I notice I park pretty badly quite often.

Sometimes I fix it, sometimes I just say, "**** it." and run inside real quickly.

JARblue · 05-15-2014, 03:59 PM

I totally forgot to post up this idiot from last week. He was "parked" like this for about 3 hours

Haboob · 05-15-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue

I totally forgot to post up this idiot from last week. He was "parked" like this for about 3 hours

That's just for easy unloading. Smart, IMO.

Unless they never loaded/unloaded anything...

JARblue · 05-15-2014, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Haboob

That's just for easy unloading. Smart, IMO.

Unless they never loaded/unloaded anything...

The street is probably 20' below and more than 100' away from the nearest entrance to their building. I guess someone smart enough to attempt to drive a UHaul up that driveway is smart enough to think that way.

TBH, I never saw whether they actually unloaded anything...

05-08-2014, 11:54 AM	#4216 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Dang it! I accidentally deleted some pics off of my phone, I had a pic of someone who parked at the mall and forgot to leave it in gear or use the e-brake, so when we found it the car had rolled into the middle of the road. We had to put barricades around it and wait for someone to come back lol. Then the other day I watched 90 year old Grandma try to park her SUV, but what she actually did was drive it up onto a curb and take out the stop sign. Then she got out and locked it and shuffled into the mall like nothing ever happened. I had to call security and follow her till they got there lol. Zdayz 2014!! Waiz likes this. __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

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God-Speed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Austin, Tx. Posts: 4,363 Drives: Prototype Rep Power: 2684377	With very few cars in the lot, the guy still can't get it right!! Last edited by God-Speed; 11-27-2016 at 01:34 PM.

05-15-2014, 03:50 PM	#4226 (permalink)
Kaminari Kuro Base Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Sunny San Diego! Posts: 67 Drives: '12 Fairlady Z Sport Rep Power: 11	I'm not infallible, so I figured I'd put myself on blast lol. I stopped to grab a bite to eat for lunch, and pulled into a spot. When I came back out, I realized I had overshot the parking spot by quite a bit lol... __________________ <-Likes it LOUD! Lower photoshop skill than Kenchan almost Bone stock with a sticker 25mm Spacers/JWM 8K HID/JWM 8K LED/JDM FOG/JDM BADGE/CUSTOM EXHAUST/CUSTOM TABLET MOUNT/FULL SYN/ツヅク。。。

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Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	I notice I park pretty badly quite often. Sometimes I fix it, sometimes I just say, "**** it." and run inside real quickly. Kaminari Kuro likes this.

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05-08-2014, 04:40 PM	#4217 (permalink)
jdsto Enthusiast Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Toronto Posts: 250 Drives: Honda VFR800F 2015 Rep Power: 17	This one is old but watch out for BMW parkers in Canada. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZW6FTaeouY

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05-14-2014, 07:53 AM	#4225 (permalink)
Quantum Base Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: British Columbia Posts: 50 Drives: '14 370z GM M6 Rep Power: 11	At the grocery store last night, parked in the empty section with no cars for at least 15 spaces all around. Come out 15 mins later someone decided to park so close to my passengers side that if I had one they couldn't get in...no vehicles all around be me and that idiot. I just hate people with no brains or....maybe they were jealous? Either way.