Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by Haboob

I never understand this. With all of the other, just as easily accessible spots, park right there?

Originally Posted by JARblue

While his parking job may be acceptable, his choice of parking spaces would have made me too. I hate that kind of crap

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool.

[fonzo179]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool.

You nailed it, friend. If I could give you a falcon right now (yes, an actual bird of prey) I would.

[Haboob]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool.

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Makes sense now.

God damn fish.

[4r3s]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Ever wonder why when parking in no-man's land, far away from any other cars, you'll inevitably find someone else parked next to you for no apparent reason?
Actually, there is a perfectly good reason; Human behaviour very closely mimics that of the largemouth bass and other fish that relate to structure.

Your car is the black stripe in a white pool.

( Click to show/hide )

Oh okay, so all we have to do is kill off all the bass and morons will stop parking next to us! Problem solved. I feel like this thread needs a "first world problems" meme made for it.