Official Crappy Parkers Thread

speedfreek · 02-27-2013, 01:15 PM

Thats not an ideal park job. You are mistaken sir. You see you think you have protected your body panels from getting dinged. Which you have done successfully I might add. However you have failed to take in account something else in your environment. May I bring your attention to the tree right behind your car. What do you think likes to reside in that tree?

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NissanGuy23 · 02-27-2013, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by speedfreek

Thats not an ideal park job. You are mistaken sir. You see you think you have protected your body panels from getting dinged. Which you have done successfully I might add. However you have failed to take in account something else in your environment. May I bring your attention to the tree right behind your car. What do you think likes to reside in that tree?

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F***

*goes out to parking lot*

370zGatorman · 02-27-2013, 03:32 PM

Yeah, in my 350z I parked in the LAST spot of the mall parking lot. I came out after the movie and the wind had caught a shopping cart and flung it into the side of my car

You're not safe way in the back either because there's no other cars around to protect you if a cart gets loose. Either that or someone grabbed a cart and slammed it into my door lol I still park at the back or in the front spot way over from the next spot if I go to the mall but that cart is always in the back of my mind lol

At least it forced me to trade the 350z in on a 370z

NissanGuy23 · 02-27-2013, 04:05 PM

Random complaint: the Z's door closes with very little effort, infact just a small bump and it'll swing closed. This in in contrast to your average car / SUV which requires a heavy swing to shut. The result of the two is when people get out of the Z they slam the door like they would in a SUV and the result is the door slamming shut at 400mph. On the contrary, ive been not fully shutting doors when i ride in other cars because im not used to having to use 500lbs of force

Haboob · 02-27-2013, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by NissanGuy23

Random complaint: the Z's door closes with very little effort, infact just a small bump and it'll swing closed. This in in contrast to your average car / SUV which requires a heavy swing to shut. The result of the two is when people get out of the Z they slam the door like they would in a SUV and the result is the door slamming shut at 400mph. On the contrary, ive been not fully shutting doors when i ride in other cars because im not used to having to use 500lbs of force

It's Nissan's automatic doors.

It's very frustrating. Acura has them too. I can't open the door without it wanting to close on me as I'm carrying something out.

blackcherry20 · 02-27-2013, 09:11 PM

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this parking lot related but not cars.
Its what somebody dumped outta the car: dirty diapers and McDonalds trash

Cabelas parking lot in Wheeling WV.

Rusty · 02-27-2013, 10:22 PM

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this parking lot related but not cars.
Its what somebody dumped outta the car: dirty diapers and McDonalds trash

Cabelas parking lot in Wheeling WV.

Been there a many of time. There, you are dealing with hillbillies, crazies, and trailer trash!

NissanGuy23 · 02-28-2013, 01:05 PM

Its called the McSlalom, dodge the diapers and trash as you make your way to the McRib

onzedge · 02-28-2013, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by NissanGuy23

Its called the McSlalom, dodge the diapers and trash as you make your way to the McRib

Haboob · 03-01-2013, 08:32 PM

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Look at this *******.

Got out of my car as someone pulled into the spot next to me. Stared her down for a bit and she backed out and parked elsewhere.

Then I left to go do my job.

To my defense, I never know how close I am to the curb (front) and the curb on the drivers side isn't straight, it's angled in so I never know if I'm going to be too close when pulling in.

LakeShow · 03-02-2013, 01:35 AM

^^what an asss, thinks he can just park like that cause he has a 2013 with the new blue. I would've keyed his car and smashed his new LED's.

Zythaxus · 03-02-2013, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NissanGuy23

Yea exactly, in PA i see pipes like that everywhere!

Also here is my ideal park job at my new jobAttachment 63975

Looks like it has a smile to be there too

Footloose301 · 03-02-2013, 07:44 PM

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Look at this *******.

Got out of my car as someone pulled into the spot next to me. Stared her down for a bit and she backed out and parked elsewhere.

Then I left to go do my job.

To my defense, I never know how close I am to the curb (front) and the curb on the drivers side isn't straight, it's angled in so I never know if I'm going to be too close when pulling in.

Needs spacers asap!!!

Haboob · 03-02-2013, 11:06 PM

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Needs spacers asap!!!

Agreed, though this photo exaggerates it more than it really is.

diddy535 · 03-03-2013, 01:15 AM

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02-27-2013, 01:15 PM	#3076 (permalink)
speedfreek A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Huntsville,AL Posts: 1,724 Drives: '12 370Z PW 6sp Rep Power: 18	Thats not an ideal park job. You are mistaken sir. You see you think you have protected your body panels from getting dinged. Which you have done successfully I might add. However you have failed to take in account something else in your environment. May I bring your attention to the tree right behind your car. What do you think likes to reside in that tree? ( Click to show/hide ) Birds! What about the paint man! CDepp likes this. __________________ Tomei\|Berk\|Takeda\|ZSpeed\|Fortune Auto\|Swift\|Eibach\|SPL\|Carbotech\|Motul\|Powertrix\|Stillen\|Aerojacket\|Z1\|Forgestar\|Enkei\|Project Kics\|Nismo Ti\|Llumar speedfreek's journal

02-27-2013, 03:32 PM	#3078 (permalink)
370zGatorman Base Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 113 Drives: 2009 370z Rep Power: 13	Yeah, in my 350z I parked in the LAST spot of the mall parking lot. I came out after the movie and the wind had caught a shopping cart and flung it into the side of my car You're not safe way in the back either because there's no other cars around to protect you if a cart gets loose. Either that or someone grabbed a cart and slammed it into my door lol I still park at the back or in the front spot way over from the next spot if I go to the mall but that cart is always in the back of my mind lol At least it forced me to trade the 350z in on a 370z CDepp likes this.

02-27-2013, 09:11 PM	#3081 (permalink)
blackcherry20 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Ohio Posts: 22,749 Drives: ‘17 badazz Z51 Rep Power: 240459	( Click to show/hide ) image.jpg this parking lot related but not cars. Its what somebody dumped outta the car: dirty diapers and McDonalds trash Cabelas parking lot in Wheeling WV. __________________ Grand Sport Corvette Arctic White

02-28-2013, 01:05 PM	#3083 (permalink)
NissanGuy23 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: West Chester, PA Age: 36 Posts: 752 Drives: 09 370Z NISMO PG 6MT Rep Power: 15	Its called the McSlalom, dodge the diapers and trash as you make your way to the McRib RoshDawg, Rusty and speedfreek like this.

03-01-2013, 08:32 PM	#3085 (permalink)
Haboob A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Surface of the sun. Posts: 13,159 Drives: '18 GTI Autobahn DSG Rep Power: 1387	( Click to show/hide ) Look at this ******. Got out of my car as someone pulled into the spot next to me. Stared her down for a bit and she backed out and parked elsewhere. Then I left to go do my job. To my defense, I never know how close I am to the curb (front) and the curb on the drivers side isn't straight, it's angled in so I never know if I'm going to be too close when pulling in. Last edited by Haboob; 03-01-2013 at 08:51 PM.*

02-27-2013, 04:05 PM	#3079 (permalink)
NissanGuy23 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: West Chester, PA Age: 36 Posts: 752 Drives: 09 370Z NISMO PG 6MT Rep Power: 15	Random complaint: the Z's door closes with very little effort, infact just a small bump and it'll swing closed. This in in contrast to your average car / SUV which requires a heavy swing to shut. The result of the two is when people get out of the Z they slam the door like they would in a SUV and the result is the door slamming shut at 400mph. On the contrary, ive been not fully shutting doors when i ride in other cars because im not used to having to use 500lbs of force

03-02-2013, 01:35 AM	#3086 (permalink)
LakeShow A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: L.I., NY Posts: 5,307 Drives: Everything Rep Power: 25	^^what an asss, thinks he can just park like that cause he has a 2013 with the new blue. I would've keyed his car and smashed his new LED's. Haboob likes this. __________________ \|2013 Audi S4\|Ibis White/Black\|S-Tronic P+\| \|2013 370z\|PearlWhite/Persimmon\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|F.I. CBE 18" CF\| \|Sold\|2011 370z\|Gun Metallic\|Touring/Sport/Nav\|

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