Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[alcheng]

Originally Posted by GaleForce

you win

edit- I forgot I can't see your posts, never mind

LOL...!!!

GaleForce bud.... you are seeing something you not suppose to see~~~

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

do you know if you get iggy'd?!

I cant answer you cos I have NO experience of it!!!

Ask Mr.Isamu, he knows....

[370zproject]

Originally Posted by poorazn

Behind a Chipotle, no one near by me. Busted up Kia parks right up on me. I should have parked closer to the curb .... I was in Chipotle for 20 secs to pick up an order.

yea yea, they are in the lines, but still come on...

[Huck]

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

oh my gosh! You guys are seriously serious about crappy parkers! So much so that i will never park my Z like the pics on here! Lol! If those people ever saw the stuff in this thread they would be afraid-very afraid! now i am going to !

Homie don't play dat, fool!


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[blackcherry20]

Originally Posted by Huck

Homie don't play dat, fool!


Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new-fangled science stuff

ok-i wont-still-i will be parking between the lines (not the rebel type anyway (wth has a whole new meaning for me

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

This happened to me on Wednesday...

This Minivan pulled up behind me...

Completely boxing me in and trapping my car at work. I had to get security involved just to leave, and I nearly missed a vital client meeting because of this.

I bear some responsibility, because it's not immediately obvious to the casual observer that one cannot drive out the other way, but there's a chain link fence there. I pull forward there, usually, to make it easier for me and the cars next to me to open their doors as wide as they like.

But the minivan should have known. The parking lot has been like this for over a year now.

You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

[b1adesofcha0s]

More like a taste of the shadonkadonk

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by birdmanx1

You should have given her a taste your bumper shado' style.

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

I would have paid to see that.

[blackcherry20]

PARKING VIOLATION

PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

[cdoxp800]

:i con18::ico n18:
:roflp uke2:

[Haboob]

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

PARKING VIOLATION

PROVINCE OR STATE___________________
TIME___________________
MAKE OF AUTOMOBILE_________________
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you
would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed,
inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken
enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat and
a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason
for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of
someone, other than yourself. Besides, I don’t like
domineering, egotistical, or simple minded drivers and
you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the
expressway about 4:30 p.m.).
Also, may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your
armpits.
WITH MY COMPLIMENTS

I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

[alcheng]

Originally Posted by cdoxp800

:i con18::ico n18:
:roflp uke2:

Originally Posted by Haboob

I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

[Pintsize725]

The boss and I. Being short and parking the Z kind of sucks.

[blackcherry20]

Originally Posted by shadoquad

I wanted to recreate the baseball bat scene from The Big Lebowski

This is what happens, Larry, when you EFF a STRANGER in the AY!!!

that is a stoopid movie. that is all.

Originally Posted by cdoxp800

:i con18::ico n18:
:roflp uke2:

Originally Posted by Haboob

I think mine may have to be a little more... explicit than that.

Originally Posted by alcheng

[shadoquad]

Originally Posted by blackcherry20

that is a stoopid movie. that is all.

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