Official Crappy Parkers Thread

roplusbee · 01-20-2012, 09:40 PM

I am with you on parking way out. My girl complains, but she drive a Tahoe...............

Huck · 01-21-2012, 02:56 AM

If only everyone could park like this!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJmmJ...e_gdata_player

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I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=28.392157,-80.779171

happytheman · 01-21-2012, 09:36 AM

I don't think I'd want someone slinging their POS into a parking spot next to my ride like that. I'm relatively certain my head would explode!

onzedge · 01-23-2012, 12:18 PM

This guy hit the trifecta -- wrong way, backwards and on the line. I saw this at Target in Sac.

BlackZeda · 01-23-2012, 08:38 PM

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

b1adesofcha0s · 01-23-2012, 08:42 PM

I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good

BlackZeda · 01-23-2012, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good

I guess I just don't like Maseratis...I would spend the money on a Porsche.

My thinking is; I do park waaaay far out and next to a curb, but I park it exactly in space just to ensure that when I attract the "your car is nicer than mine, so it is safe parking next to it" that they can park properly in their space.

Like I said, mixed feelings (I think he owns the restaurant closest to where he parks).

b1adesofcha0s · 01-23-2012, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I guess I just don't like Maseratis...I would spend the money on a Porsche.

My thinking is; I do park waaaay far out and next to a curb, but I park it exactly in space just to ensure that when I attract the "your car is nicer than mine, so it is safe parking next to it" that they can park properly in their space.

Like I said, mixed feelings (I think he owns the restaurant closest to where he parks).

I don't really like them either, except for the new ones. They just look amazing, especially in person.

Pintsize725 · 01-23-2012, 10:57 PM

I nominate myself. Husband is on the left, I'm on the right.

gurneyeagle · 01-24-2012, 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pintsize725

I nominate myself. Husband is on the left, I'm on the right.

Wow, a two Z family. A woman after my own heart.

happytheman · 01-24-2012, 08:01 AM

You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors!

But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good!

scottIN · 01-24-2012, 08:06 AM

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

Snakes709 · 01-24-2012, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackZeda

I have mixed feelings on this one...

- He is pretty far away from anyone
- He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close
- It's a Maserati

- It's black

If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

I would park right next to him, within the lines and as close to him as possible just to piss him off.

Pintsize725 · 01-24-2012, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman

You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors!

But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good!

I'm still a woman, horrible at parking and sometimes driving.

Rooster89 · 01-24-2012, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottIN

Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way.

Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

this made my day.

01-20-2012, 09:40 PM	#1126 (permalink)
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01-21-2012, 09:36 AM	#1128 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	I don't think I'd want someone slinging their POS into a parking spot next to my ride like that. I'm relatively certain my head would explode! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

01-23-2012, 08:42 PM	#1131 (permalink)
b1adesofcha0s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: MD Posts: 40,963 Drives: HypeTrain Choo Choo! Rep Power: 141	I think that one's ok. He's parked in what looks like a completely empty section of the parking lot all the way up against the curb. Given that it's a $100k+ Maserati as well, I think he's good __________________ Project: b1adeZmobile (2009 370Z) \| Uprev Tune by AAM Competition \| Berk Exhaust Project: b1adeZmobile 2.0 (2014 C7 Z51) \| Corsa Xtreme Exhaust

01-24-2012, 08:01 AM	#1136 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	You'd think they'd park much closer to each other, considering the fact that they're for sure not going to ding each others doors! But....that parking lot has basically NO cars in it, so....it's all good! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

01-23-2012, 08:38 PM	#1130 (permalink)
BlackZeda A True Z Fanatic Join Date: May 2011 Location: Englewood, CO Posts: 1,109 Drives: 19 Audi TT RS Rep Power: 22	I have mixed feelings on this one... - He is pretty far away from anyone - He is effectively taking 4 spaces, but you wouldn't know it unless you were close - It's a Maserati - It's black If he just can't park he is a full douche-nozzle...otherwise he is a quasi-douche.

01-24-2012, 08:06 AM	#1137 (permalink)
scottIN Track Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: New Castle, Indiana Posts: 764 Drives: '12 370Z Rep Power: 55	Okay - sound on this one is NSFW (fine if you mute it). You don't really need the sound anyway. I guess this falls into the category of Crappy Parker - just in a different way. Woman Can't Parallel Park Smart Car (Funny) - YouTube

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