Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[ChrisSlicks]

Originally Posted by KaienZ34

It's the bottom base camaro too...WTF!!!!

Yep, it's worth less than the Altima 2.5 shown above, what a douche. If I was driving a POS I would have loved to squeeze in the narrow gap he left between the cars even if I had to climb out the window. The spaces looked like they were plenty wide to start with, even for his gigantic doors.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by AlexRaymond19

I came out of a store to find a whole parking lot empty except for me and a uhaul truck... I dont know what posses people to park next to me when i park far away, but it seems like it happens every day... Now granted he did leave me plenty of room, but its the principle

He knew that parking next to you was a safe bet. You won't ding his door!

[christian370z]

Unfortunately, I have a Z to report today:

[370zproject]

kid in green's?

[Flushnismo]

Sorry the lighting sucks but, caught this as I was leaving Outback -.-

[RC 370z]

hahahaha are they both parked all crooked?

[USMC]

Well this happened a couple years back right before I joined the Corps.

The story goes as me and my buddy got hungry and went out to this late fast food place around 2am. And as I'm driving back to his apartment complex there's only 1 spot even close to his apartment. It was a tight fit let alone tight enough for a camaro to fit in there and I had just gotten the car not a few days before this happened so I was still weary of how big it was for I was soley used to driving a small 2 door blazer. I got in fine but too tight to get the both of us out so I decided I'd park pretty far away and as I was reversing I must have had scraped her blue Jetta off to the right of me but couldn't tell because the exhaust was too loud to hear anything happening outside.

The next morning I wake up to a loud knocking on the door to find out it's a man in blue asking where my car was. Sure as hell I had swapped a small amount of my paint to her car and was told I could get a rag and wash it off. So I did and the end result was getting a hit and run and her getting $1300 for a small scuff on her rim was left. Lucky enough the DA had a hard on for military and dropped the case once he saw the pics. I easily washed off the paint from my car and wasn't even noticeble unless you got up and close to inspect it. It was my fault and I should have inspected her car before I went inside. Dumb mistake that I learned from.

[USMC]

Yup this is one I don't understand at all, if you're driving a Lamborghini Gallardo with obvious better parking spots why would you park in the middle of it all?

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by USMC

Yup this is one I don't understand at all, if you're driving a Lamborghini Murciélago with obvious better parking spots why would you park in the middle of it all?

Seriously... the spot next to the slash marks looks very tasty.
This humble parking job by the Lambo owner negates the dooshy parking job by the Ferrari owner a few pages back.

[KaienZ34]

That's just his baby lambo, the real one is at home.

[RandyD]

these guys all were way too close to each other....

[KaienZ34]

Those jack-holes.

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by RandyD

these guys all were way too close to each other....

What is up with those verts? They obviously need parking classes for being so close to the curve and what is up with that silver vert parked so close to the white car

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by RandyD

these guys all were way too close to each other....

I've never seen such horrible parking before

[ZOLE]

This was outside my neighbors house (his friend's Hummer). Not only do you own a Hummer, but you must also park it 2 feet from the curb and block half the street...douche!





Here's another gem. I usually like to get one of the end spots and cheat over a bit. So what does this guy do...parks right next to me in a non-parking spot! Even someone else noticed this and put a note on his windshield that read "This is NOT a parking spot!". I chuckled a bit when I read that.