Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by Dzel

Unfortunantly this is my Fiances parking

Uh oh...

[kenchan]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Uh oh...

[houkouonchi]

Just as I was pulling into farmer boys and going to park in the area this guy parked the bastard took up 5 freaking parking spaces, when there were plenty of spaces in the back!




I just shook my head as I passed by the guy coming out of the car and took a pic on my way into the place.

I am pretty damn sure he saw me shaking my head LOL.

And another LOL I had to rename the image so I could embed it because it was getting censored because I used the word ***.

[onzedge]

^^^ Nice!

[FromG2Z]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.

Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

[birdmanx1]

Originally Posted by FromG2Z

Luna, I must say... you have some kohones my friend. I know you had your beater that day, but I would have been worried about the owner keying my beater, or slashing my tires, etc etc.... but rep to you for doing this.

He wouldn't be doing it if he were in Baltimore he would get his a$$ popped for sure.

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by houkouonchi

Just as I was pulling into farmer boys and going to park in the area this guy parked the bastard took up 5 freaking parking spaces, when there were plenty of spaces in the back!

I just shook my head as I passed by the guy coming out of the car and took a pic on my way into the place.

I am pretty damn sure he saw me shaking my head LOL.

And another LOL I had to rename the image so I could embed it because it was getting censored because I used the word ***.

Sweet Baby Jesus I think that is deserving of the first Official Golden Douchebag Award!


Would everyone please give this a-hole a warm round of applause for this much coveted award?!

Thanks for tuning in folks!

[LunaZ]

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

[b1adesofcha0s]

[hansoac]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Total Dooshbaggery!
I'll give the guy a small bit of credit for at least doing this in no-man's-land, but not enough to forgive taking up four spots with a 4-year old Mazda3 wagon.

Somebody should push this picture along to one of those "you park like an a-hole" sites.

If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

[LunaZ]

Originally Posted by hansoac

If I were driving my winter car I would have fit in one of the spots..SUPER TIGHTLY. That always teaches em a lesson.

He must work in one of the stores in the plaza; He's parked there every day.
Yeah, I'm thinking I might have to back my truck in along his driver's side door next time I go to that plaza. I live close enough to there that I can just leave the truck there and walk home so he has a nice surprise when he gets off of work. Or better yet, I could park the truck there tonight, taking just one of the legal spots, but totally ruining his morning when "his" parking spot isn't available

[Arkaine]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Since nobody asked, here's the story behind the pic:

The penis extens... I mean Corvette, was parked all douchebag-like At the front of the parking lot in front of the liquor store. I pulled my truck into the adjacent spot since I could still fit in between the yellow lines without any trouble. I figured he could get in his car without any trouble and my closeness might give him a middle-aged heart attack. Of course, I'm just profiling here. The Corvette owner could have been a younger person who was once a member here and became a convert.
While I was in line paying for this weekend's necessities, the view out the store window confirmed my hunches. A balding, combed over mid-lifer with the collar popped on his polo shirt walked up to the car accompanied by a middle aged female who looked like she was still dressed up from auditioning for a David Lee Roth era Van Halen video. The guy threw a big tantrum, walked around the car three times and finally pulled it out so his girl could get in. Then he pulled in front of the liquor store and gave everyone inside the stink eye before lighting up the rears to secure his status as King of the Douchebags.

It was an enjoyable end to my workday.

great story. I love doing that kind of stuff to people.

However, I will admit that I do park like an idiot sometimes, but usually in the very back spaces where no one else is parking.

[christian370z]

On my trip to the dentist and grocery store, the level of crappy parking was exceptionally high today. First, a typical Ferrari owner:





Even though I parked way out in the middle of nowhere:






Some person with baby seats in the back decided it is best to park directly next to me and not even in the middle of their space:





And at the grocery store:






When it rains, it pours.

[b1adesofcha0s]

Holy crap, so many parking fails!

[Synack]

Originally Posted by christian370z

On my trip to the dentist and grocery store, the level of crappy parking was exceptionally high today. First, a typical Ferrari owner:







When it rains, it pours.

I'd much rather have the 599XX version of this car.