Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Hambone1]

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

[c41006]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

Sorry bruh

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by c41006

Sorry bruh

All good. And hey you know what, if you wanted to go out in a blaze of glory (or something like it), maybe that would be your dramatic exit. Heavy on the dramatic

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by happytheman

Hmm, interesting:

"It is possible to ignite a pool of gasoline using only a cigarette.

partly plausible

A cigarette has the potential to light a pool of gasoline but just doesn’t have enough sustained heat. Gas ignites between 500 °F and 540 °F, the cigarette at its hottest was between 450 °F and 500 °F but only when it was actually being smoked. An ignition is very improbable."
MythBusters Special 7: Hollywood on Trial

So, in other words....you'd have to hotbox that sucker right in/above the gas pool to be effective... I'm thinking your efforts to be dramatic might just work....but perhaps not the way you wanted.

Are you selling seats to the show?

Hambone1 - Post Dramatic Exit Scene

[Hambone1]

Minus my beard has much fuller color than that poor example

[DJ-of-E]

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

[KaienZ34]

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

They are used to dealing with small things....J/K

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

No kidding.

[DJ-of-E]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

One more example of how terrible of drivers in general are in the U.S. I had to drive to Portland and back from Seattle yesterday, and as with every decently long road trip, I was reminded just about every mile how retarded people are. The left lane alone confuses more people than filing taxes and politics

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by DJ-of-E

You know what's sad? I spent like $1700 on driving schools to take the behind-the-wheel test to get my Japanese drivers license...twice. Failed the first time because I did not do left or right turns "methodically." It's like a driving test of a VIP limo driver. Made enough mistakes to get me only a K class license.

I can't help it...but this is what came to mind!

[sonic370]

Back on point. The way it looks from the picture there's no way they did not
at least touch your front bumper than move forward. either way what a-holes.

its sad that one has to become paranoid when you go anywhere and have to worry about where and how to park your ride.........

[Hambone1]

It's not even another car every time either. I've seen a girl walk by my car with her purse swinging and scratch the paint, and all the people on here who have had to deal with haters spitting on, keying, leaving notes, etc, just shows people suck

[KaienZ34]

Jealous azzhats!