Official Crappy Parkers Thread

onzedge · 05-18-2011, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Sarcasm

this thread is making me nautious. this is why i dont take the Z out of the garage.

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

c41006 · 05-18-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

I thought he was referring to something to do with sailing

b1adesofcha0s · 05-18-2011, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by onzedge

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

swilli4424 · 05-18-2011, 09:42 PM

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Here is my car...

How close is this anyway?

And...the culprit....

We also own a Z:

happytheman · 05-18-2011, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by swilli4424

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Damn...I'm so glad to see your ride didn't get hit.

Did you pee on his windshield?

happytheman · 05-18-2011, 05:30 PM

Batten down the hatches, ye lubbers!

rebe945 · 08-06-2011, 08:34 AM

Thats what i call people who find a car to park next to. People are like sheep, that is they flock next to each other. It is amazing to see how people will park when only one car is present with ample spaces nearby. Just look at them. They are either middle to older in many cases. The soccer mom type also. And then the pure hillbilly idiot who does it on purpose.

christian370z · 08-06-2011, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by moto_italia

Factoid: 2 of 3 idiots don't know what a compact car is.

And if you ever go to that parking lot, you will find that all the spaces in that parking lot are compact. There is simply no where else to park other than the spaces that are open since that parking lot is always completely full. Thanks for the concern though.

KaienZ34 · 05-18-2011, 10:02 PM

Wow that's damn close, nice Z and G.

steveg78 · 05-18-2011, 10:05 PM

arrghhhh my blood is boiling for you man... Look at that sh!tbox of a van all dinged up... You know they don't give 2 craps about anyone else's property...From the looks of the bumper, they have made contact before... I would have probably waited there for them to come out. Call me crazy...

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 11:47 AM

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

c41006 · 05-19-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Hambone1

You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

Sorry bruh

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by c41006

Sorry bruh

All good. And hey you know what, if you wanted to go out in a blaze of glory (or something like it), maybe that would be your dramatic exit. Heavy on the dramatic

Hambone1 · 05-19-2011, 12:39 PM

Minus my beard has much fuller color than that poor example

DJ-of-E · 05-19-2011, 01:07 PM

When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage.

08-06-2011, 08:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
rebe945 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: middleburg hts, ohio Posts: 491 Drives: 2009 370Z black 7at Rep Power: 16	Its called the Sheep Syndrome Thats what i call people who find a car to park next to. People are like sheep, that is they flock next to each other. It is amazing to see how people will park when only one car is present with ample spaces nearby. Just look at them. They are either middle to older in many cases. The soccer mom type also. And then the pure hillbilly idiot who does it on purpose.

05-18-2011, 10:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	Wow that's damn close, nice Z and G. Dantrag likes this. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

05-19-2011, 01:07 PM	#15 (permalink)
DJ-of-E Track Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Garden Grove, CA Posts: 676 Drives: 00 Toyota Celica 040 Rep Power: 16	When I lived in Japan, I gave propers on how well people can parallel park. It was like no more than 5 inches front and back and they still get out without damage. __________________

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05-18-2011, 09:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
swilli4424 Base Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Fuquay Varina, NC Posts: 2 Drives: 09 Infiniti G37s 6MT Rep Power: 14	We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G. Here is my car... How close is this anyway? And...the culprit.... We also own a Z:

05-18-2011, 05:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	Batten down the hatches, ye lubbers!

05-18-2011, 10:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
steveg78 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MD Posts: 569 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 +Sport Rep Power: 18	arrghhhh my blood is boiling for you man... Look at that sh!tbox of a van all dinged up... You know they don't give 2 craps about anyone else's property...From the looks of the bumper, they have made contact before... I would have probably waited there for them to come out. Call me crazy...

05-19-2011, 11:47 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 15	You guys totally ruined my badass, Jean Claude Van Damm, 80's action thriller fantasy. Thanks a lot

05-19-2011, 12:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 15	Minus my beard has much fuller color than that poor example