Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[b1adesofcha0s]

Originally Posted by onzedge

We have a word, much like that, in English. It is "nauseous".

[swilli4424]

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Here is my car...



How close is this anyway?



And...the culprit....




We also own a Z:

[KaienZ34]

Wow that's damn close, nice Z and G.

[steveg78]

arrghhhh my blood is boiling for you man... Look at that sh!tbox of a van all dinged up... You know they don't give 2 craps about anyone else's property...From the looks of the bumper, they have made contact before... I would have probably waited there for them to come out. Call me crazy...

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by swilli4424

We came out of a movie theater to find this a$$hole parked in front of me. There was no one there when I parked. I'm almost positive this minivan doesn't have a backup camera to see how close he came to hitting my G.

Damn...I'm so glad to see your ride didn't get hit.

Did you pee on his windshield?

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by happytheman

Damn...I'm so glad to see your ride didn't get hit.

Did you pee on his windshield?

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

Hmm, and all the while the fumes spread about you....the longer you wait...the further they spread. So...when you do finally flick that cig:



Well, perhaps not quite as dramatic as this..but mayhaps not the dramatic exit you were planning on.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by happytheman

Hmm, and all the while the fumes spread about you....the longer you wait...the further they spread. So...when you do finally flick that cig:



Well, perhaps not quite as dramatic as this..but mayhaps not the dramatic exit you were planning on.

[c41006]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

No way dude, you pour gasoline on their windshield and lean against their car smoking a cigarette, all Joe Camel, and when they come out..."this your car? Have a nice day" *flick cigarette onto windshield, dramatic exit*

Actually a lit cigarette will not ignite gasoline according to the mythbusters

[happytheman]

Originally Posted by c41006

Actually a lit cigarette will not ignite gasoline according to the mythbusters

Hmm, interesting:

"It is possible to ignite a pool of gasoline using only a cigarette.

partly plausible

A cigarette has the potential to light a pool of gasoline but just doesn’t have enough sustained heat. Gas ignites between 500 °F and 540 °F, the cigarette at its hottest was between 450 °F and 500 °F but only when it was actually being smoked. An ignition is very improbable."
http://mythbustersresults.com/special7

So, in other words....you'd have to hotbox that sucker right in/above the gas pool to be effective... I'm thinking your efforts to be dramatic might just work....but perhaps not the way you wanted.

Are you selling seats to the show?

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by c41006

Actually a lit cigarette will not ignite gasoline according to the mythbusters

You are correct.

That's some of the best flying I have ever seen -- right up to the point where you got killed. Never leave your wingman.

[c41006]

Originally Posted by onzedge

You are correct.

That's some of the best flying Ive seen yet -- right up to the part where you got killed. You never, never leave your wingman.

Fixed

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by c41006

Fixed

Right again. That serves me right for trying to do this from memory. Now go do some of that pilot sh!t.

[c41006]

Originally Posted by onzedge

Right again. That serves me right for trying to do this from memory. Now go do some of that pilot sh!t.

Don't feel bad man I had to look it up

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by c41006

Don't feel bad man I had to look it up

Thanks. Have a nICE day.