Official Crappy Parkers Thread

ClemsonWill · 05-13-2011, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

I've shared this story before in a different parking thread, but figured I'd repeat:

A while back my girlfriend and I went to the pet store in my Z to pick some stuff up. I didn't park in the back of the lot, but kind of in the middle away from any cars. When we came out about 15 minutes later I noticed a bright red Ford F150 parked on my driver's side (I was facing inward and he was facing outward). He put his left side tires over the line (I was dead center) and left only ~12" of space between our cars. Surely the only way he could have gotten out of his truck was through the passenger side.

Realizing I couldn't get in from the driver side, I decided I had to climb in through the passenger door. Now, I'm 6' and about 240, so me contorting myself to climb through the Z from the wrong side isn't exactly the prettiest sight! I finally make it over and plop down into the driver's seat and what do I see? The F-150 driver (a redneck looking type) and his girlfriend walking over laughing!

So, I fire the car up, the girlfriend gets in, and I make full use of our metal door handles and open my door into his. Not sure if I left a mark, but mine was just fine, and I drove off (quickly). He went from

to

pretty quickly and I

as I

out of there.

Bastard!

Hambone1 · 05-13-2011, 11:56 AM

Mustang...keeping the pimp hand strong. I love it

LunaZ · 05-13-2011, 05:32 PM

Hah! This one made the community e-newspaper:

Linglestown Gazette: Spotted in Lower Paxton ...

Apparently we aren't the only ones posting pics of crappy parkers!

onzedge · 05-13-2011, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Hah! This one made the community e-newspaper:

Linglestown Gazette: Spotted in Lower Paxton ...

Apparently we aren't the only ones posting pics of crappy parkers!

When a guy parks like that why sode he not just put a sign on it that says "Please Key or Otherwise F**k With My Car"?

Hambone1 · 05-13-2011, 09:57 PM

Not only does the park job just beg to be keyed, the fake fender vents and god awful rims beg for it even further

steveg78 · 05-14-2011, 12:00 AM

You sure that guy wasn't ghost riding his whip or something? Maybe he's out of view walking next to it!

happytheman · 05-14-2011, 04:29 AM

Wow, that's obnoxious and fugly!

LunaZ · 05-14-2011, 07:13 AM

Not saying I'd litter, but if I did, I might just have to toss my soda out the window as I was driving by this convertible.

c41006 · 05-14-2011, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steveg78

You sure that guy wasn't ghost riding his whip or something? Maybe he's out of view walking next to it!

Red__Zed · 05-15-2011, 12:10 AM

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today

happytheman · 05-15-2011, 12:59 AM

It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

SPOHN · 05-15-2011, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman

I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

I like this

370zproject · 05-15-2011, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happytheman

It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!

Hambone1 · 05-15-2011, 09:14 AM

Just trying to grab it...or smack it perhaps?

birdmanx1 · 05-15-2011, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today

LOL, the Max must have been in some maxed out warp and didn't want to be lonely in its parking lane

It makes me think of the Nissan turning into a Max baby ad, maybe the max owner is trying to tell you something Zed

05-13-2011, 05:32 PM	#78 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 512	Hah! This one made the community e-newspaper: Linglestown Gazette: Spotted in Lower Paxton ... Apparently we aren't the only ones posting pics of crappy parkers! __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

05-14-2011, 07:13 AM	#83 (permalink)
LunaZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Vagabond Posts: 6,704 Drives: Project: a white one Rep Power: 512	Not saying I'd litter, but if I did, I might just have to toss my soda out the window as I was driving by this convertible. __________________ 2009 370Z Sport/Touring/Navigation \| see my journal for mods facebook: Be my friend... or not.

05-15-2011, 12:10 AM	#85 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 120	Some jerkbag parked way too close to my Z at famous dave's today WI_Hedgehog likes this.

05-15-2011, 09:14 AM	#89 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	Just trying to grab it...or smack it perhaps? Last edited by Hambone1; 05-15-2011 at 09:30 AM.

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05-13-2011, 11:56 AM	#77 (permalink)
Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	Mustang...keeping the pimp hand strong. I love it

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Hambone1 Enthusiast Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Bellevue, WA Posts: 438 Drives: 370Z MB 7AT Sport Rep Power: 14	Not only does the park job just beg to be keyed, the fake fender vents and god awful rims beg for it even further

05-14-2011, 12:00 AM	#81 (permalink)
steveg78 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MD Posts: 569 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 +Sport Rep Power: 17	You sure that guy wasn't ghost riding his whip or something? Maybe he's out of view walking next to it!

05-14-2011, 04:29 AM	#82 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	Wow, that's obnoxious and fugly!

05-15-2011, 12:59 AM	#86 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1822	It's Maxima on Z love! Did you yell at em to get a room? I'm seriously thinking its due time to start carrying business cards for crappy parkers!