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Huck, you shoulda gone gangsta on his azz and poured male tomcat urine (I know you carry some at all times, right?) down his windshield so it gets in his

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Old 03-21-2012, 12:22 PM   #1441 (permalink)
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Huck, you shoulda gone gangsta on his azz and poured male tomcat urine (I know you carry some at all times, right?) down his windshield so it gets in his a/c vents! That woulda learned him!
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:52 PM   #1442 (permalink)
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Of course I always have some on me! Hell, I'm drinking some right now!


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Old 03-21-2012, 09:37 PM   #1443 (permalink)
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Here's a couple for you guys. A saturn that was locking in the car to its right, with nice bfgoodrich tires on it for some reason...



And then a soccer mom driving a Versa. I watched her park (if you can call it that) get out and walk off, then realize that she left her kid in the car. She came back to get the kid and then left again. I just stared at her in disbelief.




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I park like this sometimes, when I run into a gas station and I dont need to fill up!
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:17 AM   #1444 (permalink)
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Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough
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Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???
Park by braille.
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Old 03-22-2012, 08:19 AM   #1446 (permalink)
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This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

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Since when the curb has turned into a "Car-Stopper" ???

The head-in does not cross the line but scary enough
Dude, if we did that bits and pieces would be obliterated.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:02 AM   #1449 (permalink)
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This is his previous work:



Notice the three stick on vents on the fender.

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.
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Notice the three stick on vents on the fender.

I thought he was a construction worker at first but he's a well dressed young hispanic man.
LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics.
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Old 03-22-2012, 09:23 AM   #1451 (permalink)
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LOL this will probably come off as racist but... around the Mid-A area if you see a car/truck/van with stick-on fender vents, tacky chrome trimming, and praying Jesus hands/crying Jesus face than you can be pretty sure of the driver demographics.
You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:40 AM   #1452 (permalink)
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You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.
And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields
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Old 03-22-2012, 10:42 AM   #1453 (permalink)
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And their last name or city of origin slapped on front windshield/back windshield/both windshields


This guy parked OK but it's fitting with our current convo.

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This douchenozzle is a repeat offender

Some people just can't figure out this whole driving/parking thingy.

"I'm an excellent driver....excellent driver....i'm just not a good parker....definitely definitely not a good parker!"
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You forgot the airbrushed mural of a wolf or wolves.

What like dis?

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