Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[Limeybastard]

I dont care what you drive, still park like a doucherry makes you a wanker.

Plus making an Impala look like a GTR is unforgivable LOL.

[cigarclifford]

Originally Posted by Limeybastard

I dont care what you drive, still park like a doucherry makes you a wanker.

Plus making an Impala look like a GTR is unforgivable LOL.

Thank's Limey B for the great photos of the rare GTR..In Cali you would
be a hung wanker driving this rare GTR........

[cooltoy]

Originally Posted by Limeybastard

I dont care what you drive, still park like a doucherry makes you a wanker.

Plus making an Impala look like a GTR is unforgivable LOL.

It would give a better perceptive to know where is(are) the parking spot(s) located relative to the entrance of the building to which the lot belongs.

[mishuko]

Semi full lot at a cdn tire. I sighed

[Tigger]

Got a couple of winners from last night.

[Zipper 104]

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

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Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

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[cooltoy]

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[axmea?]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

Why anyone would do anything to anyone's property no matter how much of a douche they were is something I would never understand. I thought the idea of this thread is just to vent out how bad people park and get some entertainment out of it but not get ideas such as this.

[SouthArk370Z]

Originally Posted by axmea?

Why anyone would do anything to anyone's property ...

heehee I agree and wouldn't do something like that (or scratch paint, &c), but I confess to a perverse pleasure in reading about others giving karma a helping hand.

Not to mention that doing something like that can get you shot around here.

[Justice97]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

not cool

Personally if there are empty spots all over and it isn't busy then who cares. OMG someone had to walk an extra 15 ft because another person loves his or her car. Now lets flatten there tires and label them douche bags.


pfft. America can use the extra 15 feet of walking.

Now the white corvette, that is a DB. Taking the 1st spot and blocking off 2. That is lazy as well.
If you love your car fine, take two spots just take the last two not the 1st two. I don't blame any car lover from taking a little extra room, if there is room to spare.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by Zipper 104

I never do anything to ***hat's cars that they can claim on their insurance. (like slashing tires or keying their car) That just messes it up for everyone in the long run.

( Click to show/hide )

Simply carry a valve stem cap with a valve remover integrated into it. Remove two valve stems from their wheels. The key here is more than ONE. If you just do the one and split they can swap it out for their spare. Two or more means they require more than just the car's spare tire.
So...they call AAA or whatever and then figure out they are short the two stems you've gone and garbaged. Maybe they luck out and the AAA guy has some. One way or another, he or she has been inconvenienced. If you leave one of those '***hat Parker' business cards behind some of them might even get the message. Whether they do, or don't doesn't matter really. If they really annoy you, or if you're just in that kind of mood, you can keep going after two.

104

This is basically a douche move. You, "sir" give Canadians a bad name and it is appalling you would post this here. Fvcking with other peoples' stuff is most uncool and that you suggested it, in detail, speaks volumes for your character.

[onzedge]

Originally Posted by LunaZ

Ah yes, forum life. A place where the irony of writing a post to tell someone this is a repost is lost on everyone.

[axmea?]

Moar

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[Zipper 104]

Gimme a break...geez. This is exactly the response I half expected to get.
Read through the whole thread where people have painted lines on people's vehicles or slammed doors against other's vehicles when they leave and then tell me letting air out of tires for extreme douchbaggery is suddenly, extremely uncool?????
In many of these pictures it is impossible to have not done some sort of damage to the neighbouring cars but everyone just laughs it off 'cause that's what the thread is about? So it's quite OK to call and have someone towed where the tow inevitably messes with the offender's car?
Many of the park jobs in the pictures are obviously intentional and not just a casual 'gee, I figured it was quite acceptable to park where I did, and I meant no harm'. How else can you explain a picture how someone goes to extreme measures to park way out of the way (like many of us do) and someone winds up parking 'right on top of them' in an otherwise empty lot. I've heard many times where people say they take offense to people they see who do this, so go out of their way to piss them off by parking their beater next to them. That is not being respectful of someone's attempts to keep their property dent free, or whatever. I understand that some people would find it safe to park right next to a car way out inthe 'boonies' since they're of like mind and I'm no different. But....there are just some folks out there who don't give a rat's *** about other people's stuff and go out of their way to respond and it's everywhere.
Hell...people hit and run all the time. They don't even stick around after a vehicular accident any more. When was the last time you heard of anyone ever leaving a 'Sorry, here's my information so we can sort this out' note, after a bump in a parking lot. Don't hold your breath.
I don't want to mess with anyones property any more than the next guy here, but when the police can't be bothered, just how is this stuff ever going to be dealt with? In society today there's never any consequences for breaking rules or acting up. I'm certainly not running around haphazardly letting air out of tires. Frankly, I can't remember the last time.

.....and to whomever it was that said something to the respect, "that I thought Canadians were above that", or something like that, I'm glad to hear you thought highly of us PRIOR to my evil post. And to my fellow Canadians, sorry for going and bursting that bubble.

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[cooltoy]

Don't lower yourself to the lowest common denominator. Don't look at bad things other people do and say - "they do it, why can't I?".

Just be above that and leave other peoples property alone.