Official Crappy Parkers Thread

b1adesofcha0s · 06-04-2011, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Dang that's messed up.

steveg78 · 06-04-2011, 08:19 AM

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

onzedge · 06-04-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

MB370Z · 06-04-2011, 08:27 AM

Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you?

Diners take revenge on asshat parker

JARblue · 06-04-2011, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

b1adesofcha0s · 06-04-2011, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JARblue

I should have take a picture of his passenger side... I'm not sure you would have been able to tell whether I had stabbed the panel with darts or not. It was FU@KED! Hindsight is always 20-20. I should have taken the bumper out of his truck, shoved it underneath and tied it to his axles with rope also in the back of his truck. Or maybe taken the darts to the tires instead - sidewall all four of those bitches!

FromG2Z · 06-04-2011, 08:26 AM

I was hoping to never contribute to this thread from personal experience.... this might not be as bad as some of the others, but it still made me furious nonetheless.

So I had a date night with my wife, we went out for some sushi and watched a movie. I parked my Z in a front spot yet away from any one else. I scooted over to the side and I come out of the movie to this.

He wasn't necessarily "over" the line, but pretty damn close. I inspected my side for ANY sign of a scuff or scarier, ding. Luckily there was none. If there was any, I swear, I would have keyed that f*ing van 5 times over at least.

What really irks me is that the WHOLE parking lot is open. Park there. Or at least, if you're going to park next to me, park properly and give me some ample room. If I have to be uber careful opening MY door to make sure I don't touch his passenger door, HE PARKED TOO CLOSE. End of story.

KaienZ34 · 06-04-2011, 08:28 AM

Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you.

Red__Zed · 06-04-2011, 10:34 AM

Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.

kdo2milger · 06-04-2011, 10:36 AM

happytheman · 06-04-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.

You know at first I was all like "no, no...do that with the bumper" when reading this...then finished up with your comments about criminal charges and thought "oh yeah, that makes better sense!".

You are my voice of reason red_zed!

Red__Zed · 06-07-2011, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by happytheman

You know at first I was all like "no, no...do that with the bumper" when reading this...then finished up with your comments about criminal charges and thought "oh yeah, that makes better sense!".

You are my voice of reason red_zed!

Btw, something may be wrong if your voice of reason recommends slashing tires

KaienZ34 · 06-04-2011, 12:22 PM

The370z.com does not condone any of these actions.

onzedge · 06-04-2011, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by KaienZ34

The370z.com does not condone any of these actions.

happytheman · 06-04-2011, 01:09 PM

Oh yeah..that's right.. Those are illegal actions.

Ok...I was only kidding!

06-04-2011, 08:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
MB370Z Enthusiast Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Marrero, LA Posts: 329 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 358	Diners take revenge on asshat parker Parking sideways across three parking spaces in your Ford Expedition may make you feel like a real man, but what happens when a couple of Reddit users decide to legally park in the two open spaces on either side of you? Diners take revenge on asshat parker

06-04-2011, 08:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	Then if you would have parked closer to the curb, they would have just parked even closer to you. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

06-04-2011, 10:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
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06-04-2011, 12:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
KaienZ34 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: LA. not L.a. Posts: 21,652 Drives: Z34 Tour/Sport Rep Power: 178	The370z.com does not condone any of these actions. __________________ *"These Violent Delights Have Violent Ends"* http://www.the370z.com/members/kaienz34-albums-z34.html

06-04-2011, 01:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
happytheman A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Florida Posts: 10,737 Drives: MB 6M Tour/Sport Z34 Rep Power: 1823	Oh yeah..that's right.. Those are illegal actions. Ok...I was only kidding! __________________ --Brantly-- *PowderCoating by Mike/Stillen/PWJDM/Shine Auto/NST* GTR/Michelin /Fast Intentions/Evo-R/Mobil 1/Motul/Z1 https://facebook.com/CentralFloridaZClub

06-04-2011, 08:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
steveg78 Track Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: MD Posts: 569 Drives: 09 370Z PG M6 +Sport Rep Power: 18	I wouldn't have been too tired to stab all of your darts into his passenger door while backing out. That's just darn right inconsiderate.

06-04-2011, 10:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 120	Always go for the tires. They have to be replaced if damaged, AND the criminal charges (if you somehow get caught) are much more lax.

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