Official Crappy Parkers Thread

The1michael · 02-09-2013, 02:32 AM

Heres another type of crappy parker:

Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately.

He tried to make me ricer by association

sexZness · 02-09-2013, 03:30 AM

Glad you didnt get thrown in jail..

But the average person really wouldn't know any better

case in point: my friend's coworker's girlfriend spotted me a few times and to this day, she still thinks I drive a "white g37 with red wheels"

DEpointfive0 · 02-09-2013, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by andyw

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That's the correct way to park

Nailzs · 02-09-2013, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

That's the correct way to park

Absolutely! The Z isn't interfering with any other parking space.

Footloose301 · 02-09-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DEpointfive0

That's the correct way to park

Exactly. I always try to park like this. One time at Hooters I had a big truck still park in the no parking zone beside my car

nmjaxx9 · 02-09-2013, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by chrischhorn

Those Grand Marquis are definitely not compacts lol.

NissanGuy23 · 02-09-2013, 07:25 PM

He nearly got itImageUploadedByTapatalk1360455964.483863.jpg

Jasonle · 02-09-2013, 08:40 PM

That's terrible lol

Footloose301 · 02-09-2013, 10:19 PM

And that's a pos BMW too! Hahahahaah

No M series, no care.

Land Cruiser · 02-14-2013, 09:26 PM

At Save Mart.

Snakes709 · 02-14-2013, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Land Cruiser

At Save Mart.

why take up 2 spaces? because racecar!

Land Cruiser · 02-14-2013, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Snakes709

why take up 2 spaces? because racecar!

Why take up 6 spaces? Because 3 racecars!

Snakes709 · 02-16-2013, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Land Cruiser

Why take up 6 spaces? Because 3 racecars!

mind = blown

shadoquad · 02-16-2013, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

dafuq?!?!

People gravitate to parking too close to your car. It's because it's too nice looking. Start trying to ugly it up some.

jlo370z · 02-23-2013, 12:49 AM

so son had a bday party at monkey joes, so i had 2 hours to burn while he woooped it up. I went to a local strip mall wings joint, figured id eat some wings, have a soda and watch some bball/hockey.
I parked the juke in the last row all by it self, the remainder of the parking lot had a bunch of open parking, no one should have parked anywhere near me. yeah...................

02-09-2013, 02:32 AM	#3046 (permalink)
The1michael Base Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Fayetteville/Orlando Posts: 147 Drives: '12 370 Black Beauty Rep Power: 13	Heres another type of crappy parker: Two years ago I was on leave in my hometown in Ohio, where I hadn't visited being in the military in 2 years. My first day there I stopped to get groceries, came out to find two "Fast and Furious" Honda Civics right next to my car. (I usually park in the back of the lot). I go to get in my car and a cop on foot pops out of nowhere. He says "We have reports of you street racing". I could throw a rock at the police station from that grocery store like anyone could be that stupid. (Not that im out street racing). I go "nope, the whole city would know if I was street racing, im running straight 2 and 1/2" piping off the rear mount turbo". He looks at me dumbfounded for like 5 seconds. I tell him " That and i just got back here today from an Army deployment". He let me go immediately. He tried to make me ricer by association shadoquad, DEpointfive0 and Nailzs like this.

02-09-2013, 03:30 AM	#3047 (permalink)
sexZness A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 18,504 Drives: like it's stolen Rep Power: 107	Glad you didnt get thrown in jail.. But the average person really wouldn't know any better case in point: my friend's coworker's girlfriend spotted me a few times and to this day, she still thinks I drive a "white g37 with red wheels" __________________ Clarification #1: I'm not a bro... [FONT="Garamond"]♥ Baby Zilla ♥ ~ Instagram: @SxZnS Forgestar \| FAST INTENTIONS \| Berk \| Injen \| H&R \| SPC \| Seibon \|

02-09-2013, 08:40 PM	#3053 (permalink)
Jasonle A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: St. Louis Posts: 3,509 Drives: 09 370z Rep Power: 25	That's terrible lol __________________ 2009 Nissan 370z/2003 Honda Soccer Van Shineauto Amuse Body Kit/UAM Fenders/Bc Br Coilovers/Topspeed Exhaust/Racing Hart Wheels and More My Sexy Beast

02-09-2013, 10:19 PM	#3054 (permalink)
Footloose301 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Naples, FL Posts: 2,659 Drives: 40th Rep Power: 21	And that's a pos BMW too! Hahahahaah No M series, no care. __________________ 2010 40th Anniversary 370Z

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02-09-2013, 07:25 PM	#3052 (permalink)
NissanGuy23 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: West Chester, PA Age: 36 Posts: 752 Drives: 09 370Z NISMO PG 6MT Rep Power: 15	He nearly got itImageUploadedByTapatalk1360455964.483863.jpg