Official Crappy Parkers Thread

Masa · 08-01-2012, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sexZness

oh fck... it doesn't help that i may be swinging by md some time this year...

You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either.

b1adesofcha0s · 08-01-2012, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa

You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either.

Should have been there for the Shado School of Eating Crabs. I'm a 2 time graduate

sexZness · 08-01-2012, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Should have been there for the Shado School of Eating Crabs. I'm a 2 time graduate

sexZness · 08-01-2012, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Masa

You'll love MD. We're known for our crabs. Our seafood ain't half bad either.

oh geez.. i can't wait

Huck · 08-01-2012, 07:18 PM

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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JARblue · 08-02-2012, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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I like your creativity

I wear steel-toed boots on a daily basis for work and have had to resist the temptation to use them on some asshat's car many times. So far, I have managed, but some $hit like that would definitely test my willpower.

dP3NGU1N · 08-06-2012, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck

It took every inch of my self control to not completely ruin this guys car. My parking space is extra big, and I park way on one side so that there is like 10 feet between me and the next car. Some fuckin ******* decided to squeeze his car in my extra space. I had to take my zenclosure box out of the trunk and climb through the back to get into my car.

My revenge was taking acoustic ceiling wires and wrapping them around his car, the twisting them together under his car so that he couldn't open up his doors. Bitchassmotherfucker. I seriously wanted to fight him, but he never came out and I had to clock out and go home...

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That white line on the right side of the picture is MY WHITE LINE.

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Sorry mate, don't mean to

but I have to agree with everyone prior that from the looks of it he could have easily mistaken it for another space. You were so paranoid of getting dinged that you parked far enough away from the car next to you that another car could fit in the spot. I think you need to share some of the blame for that alone. Furthermore, even though it's really faded it LOOKS like there use to be a line there surrounding the yellow poles designating the end of the parking space. One could argue that you're the crappy parker in this instance....

Food for thought, perhaps.

djpathfinder · 08-01-2012, 08:21 PM

That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

LunaZ · 08-01-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder

That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

I have to agree.
While not a legal space, you left "a space". Too tempting.

keb370z · 08-01-2012, 08:50 PM

Yes, because people are as blind to lines painted in parking lots as they are to lines painted between lanes on the road and lines painted for crosswalks.

I think he honestly thought that was a spot, whether it was too close or not. People are just that clueless.

b1adesofcha0s · 08-01-2012, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder

That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

Would have loved to see a pic of his car wrapped with the wire.

djpathfinder · 08-01-2012, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by b1adesofcha0s

Would have loved to see a pic of his car wrapped with the wire.

Yup, so would I.

PapoZalsa · 08-04-2012, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by djpathfinder

That much space from the white line would make it ambiguous for some stupid people. If I had a space that big, I would park right in the middle where there wouldn't be enough space on either side for another car to squeeze in.

OMGiGOTaZ · 08-01-2012, 09:55 PM

This was a pretty far walk all the way out and when I parked, these three cars were not here!

Zenki370 · 08-06-2012, 08:20 AM

Most of my pictures come from the same parking lot. This is behind the building now. There is only one spot I like out front, so if its taken, I end up parking behind next to this fenced in platform. You can get the passenger side of your car about two inches from the fense... the spot is about 1.3X size of normal spot, so it gives you plenty of door room even if someone parks on the line. Anyway... the juke left behind coffee cups in the parking spot.... Nismo has one racing seat and transformer logos all over it...

The juke is lucky that it wasnt windy. That gate blows in decent winds as it isnt secured and it definately would have ate the side of it. Thats why I park on the other side.

08-01-2012, 07:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
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08-01-2012, 08:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
keb370z Base Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 214 Drives: '11 M6 Sport in Blue Rep Power: 14	Yes, because people are as blind to lines painted in parking lots as they are to lines painted between lanes on the road and lines painted for crosswalks. I think he honestly thought that was a spot, whether it was too close or not. People are just that clueless.