Official Crappy Parkers Thread

[c41006]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

I've killed a man for less. Completely un-fuckin-necessary, to even be in that spot in the first place! Dude I am pissed for you right now

you've killed a man?

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Yeah, I was very tempted to either slash all four tires, or to wait until he got back and talk with him. Decided to take the (slightly) more mature way out.

Details? Seriously, that makes me livid. You were shaded toward the opposite side, there was absolutely no reason for him to be in that spot in the first place, let alone over the line. And to be such a careless prick and do that, I'm sorry, mature goes out the window. He deserves a schoolyard assbeating

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by c41006

you've killed a man?

Hambone is a badasss mo'fugga!

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by c41006

you've killed a man?

Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

[m4a1mustang]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by m4a1mustang

Hambone is a badasss mo'fugga!

This about the guy who can be quoted as saying "god I feel white"

[Masa]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

Details? Seriously, that makes me livid. You were shaded toward the opposite side, there was absolutely no reason for him to be in that spot in the first place, let alone over the line. And to be such a careless prick and do that, I'm sorry, mature goes out the window. He deserves a schoolyard assbeating

Yea .

If I walked out and found that I highly doubt I would be able to do the mature thing.

[Red__Zed]

The craziest thing is I had a case full of 9mm shell casings and used targets in my passenger seat. You would think he would have noticed and left.

[c41006]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

Statute of limitations bro, statute of limitations

gotta love em

[b1adesofcha0s]

I got a tiny dent in the passenger door of my old Maxima from some lady's purse hitting it when she was getting out of her car. It was only like 2-3 months old at the time too, but luckily one of my friends was able to massage it out.

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by Masa

Yea .

If I walked out and found that I highly doubt I would be able to do the mature thing.

Seriously, I wouldn't even care what went down. You pull a stunt like that, an eye for an eye comes into play. You dent my ride by being a retard, I'm denting you

[victort]

i don't get the big deal if people park next to me. i like to park way out there too but it's not a big deal if someone parks next to me. what if that person is a car enthusiast too, nice car or not...i'd only be mad if they hit me, which was red zed's case. sorry to see that man

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by c41006

gotta love em

Also, due to some legal unpleasantness (air quotes), my lawyer strictly forbids me from speaking on these matters. The chopped up bodies were dismissed on a technicality, however admitting opening to them on an automotive forum could be the damning evidence to put me away...oh waiiiiiiittttt

[Hambone1]

Originally Posted by victort

i don't get the big deal if people park next to me. i like to park way out there too but it's not a big deal if someone parks next to me. what if that person is a car enthusiast too, nice car or not...i'd only be mad if they hit me, which was red zed's case. sorry to see that man

I guess to me it's like the rule with urinals. Parking in the spot next to you just isn't cool if you're out there alone. Respect the proper spacing

[Red__Zed]

Originally Posted by Hambone1

Seriously, I wouldn't even care what went down. You pull a stunt like that, an eye for an eye comes into play. You dent my ride by being a retard, I'm denting you

assault charges are less fun than door dings.