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Originally Posted by frost As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door

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Old 07-11-2010, 01:29 AM   #121 (permalink)
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As most of you know, I'm a bagman by profession. One time I tried collecting by slamming a guy's head in my door. Fuckin Z door crumpled around his head. He laughed at me and said "shoulda bought a Miata, tosser!" He was English, you see.
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When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
When I kidnap a young girl, the sound of the Z door closing is not as tramatizing as when I close the doors to my Van.
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When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
I wouldnt touch a hookers mouth, dead or alive. Might have a had a miatas door in it.
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When I close my door, I like to hear a solid thunk like I just sunk a pickaxe into a drugged hooker's skull. See, Mazda gets that, and therefore they get me.

With Nissan, it's like the sound of pulling a gold tooth out of a dead hooker's mouth. Just not as satisfying.
You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
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You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
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You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.
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You see son. If you kill the hooker you can get or money back
In these harsh economic times, every little bit helps.
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You have to burn them to cleanse your sins.
No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.
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You take fashion to a new level.

Who do you wear, shado? Well, I wear Calvin Klein.

Who do you wear, monty? Some hooker I skinned.
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No you don't, because they don't have souls.

It says in the bibles. You can kill all manner of animals: bears, skunks, deer, hookers, antelopes...

Just don't besmirch a Miata's doors with the blood.
Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.
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Well of course they don't have souls, you have to burn hookers to cleans your own soul of your sins. Burning hookers is like going to confession.
So is beating them to death with a good soild door
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