Hit A Rooster

shadoquad · 01-17-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by daisuke149

sooo....

did you eat the damn thing? cus thats a waste of some good food.

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Originally Posted by Sibze

this is a good question

Would you stick some random c0ck in your mouth after banging it on your car?

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 01:32 PM

Well he did make is smudge

frost · 01-17-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by shadoquad

Would you stick some random c0ck in your mouth after banging it on your car?

And if he had hit a cat?

shadoquad · 01-17-2011, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SPOHN

I said I saw it. But it was kind of quick. He came out of the ditch. You know how fast things can unfold. I was going 65mph also.

I've been there. I've seen squirrels bolt into the middle of the road, then turn back, then run right back across. And i hit a pigeon once in my mom's car back in hs. It was a whole flock eating something in the road. I slowed down to a crawl and revved at them. Most of them flew off. Evidentally I hit the "slow learner."

shadoquad · 01-17-2011, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

And if he had hit a cat?

You gotta eat dat puzzy.

ProfessorDave · 01-17-2011, 01:40 PM

If only he had lived. You could have interrogated him to get him to reveal why do chickens cross the road.

frost · 01-17-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

If only he had lived. You could have interrogated him to get him to reveal why do chickens cross the road.

This is MLK day, we don't interrogate chickens as to their intentions for simply walking across the street.

SPOHN · 01-17-2011, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nogoodname

If you saw it crossing the street or about to... Why didn't you just stop? I'm sure there isn't traffic on those farm roads.

I said I saw it. But it wasn't that much time. He came out of the ditch. I was going 65mph. You'd have to be there.

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Originally Posted by Sibze

Ok so let me get this right.... you were driving down the road when you decided to beat a cock then after hitting the cock at high speeds you got smuged on?

Edit: And you didn't get this on film

LOL!

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Originally Posted by daisuke149

sooo....

did you eat the damn thing? cus thats a waste of some good food.

He's in the deep fryer now.

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Originally Posted by frost

And if he had hit a cat?

Turning into a porno now.

It is funny I know.

shadoquad · 01-17-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

If only he had lived. You could have interrogated him to get him to reveal why do chickens cross the road.

Another mystery nearly solved by modern man.

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

This is MLK day, we don't interrogate chickens as to their intentions for simply walking across the street.

Wait, what did you say?

ProfessorDave · 01-17-2011, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

This is MLK day, we don't interrogate chickens as to their intentions for simply walking across the street.

My bad, frost. I'll revise:

You should have held him in humane captivity until tomorrow. Then interrogated him about the above noted conundrum.

kenchan · 01-17-2011, 01:44 PM

frost · 01-17-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

My bad, frost. I'll revise:

You should have held him in humane captivity until tomorrow. Then interrogated him about the above noted conundrum.

SPOHN · 01-17-2011, 01:46 PM

You guys are to much!

Sibze · 01-17-2011, 01:46 PM

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