So here's the story of my life...

jakoye · 01-04-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I didn't think I would have to explain that it was a joke

Wrong! The pullout method is not a joke. It's a way of life!

shadoquad · 01-04-2011, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I didn't think I would have to explain that it was a joke

I didn't think that I would have to testify in a court of law that sheep can't deny consent, all in an effort to avoid jail time, and yet here we are.

frost · 01-04-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jakoye

Wrong! The pullout method is not a joke. It's a way of life!

I meant it's a joke to use condoms.

In all seriousness, all guys should be using condoms

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jakoye · 01-04-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

I meant it's a joke to use condoms.

In all seriousness, all guys should be using condoms

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Well, the lambskins are nice, because you get prego protection AND bestiality at the same time.

frost · 01-04-2011, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jakoye

Well, the lambskins are nice, because you get prego protection AND bestiality at the same time.

If you're sliding your junk into lambskin, who needs the woman? That would save me the trouble of taking her out to mcdonalds.

ImportConvert · 01-04-2011, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jakoye

To that I would say "choose better women". I generally try to limit myself to women who haven't slept around a lot (which generally means women who don't have low self-esteem), thus the chances of them having any kind of STD is statistically much lower.

I would wrap it for a one-nighter, but in a relationship, wrapping is out of the question. Besides, it just feels better to ride free!

Choose better women...

this statement makes me think you just don't know what's out there. I guess after spending time in the clinic and rotating through L&D, I have a different perspective than the lay person, but still.

Wrap it. It's cheap insurance. It's certainly not fool-proof, but it's better than nothing.

shadow2k · 01-04-2011, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kenchan

quotes kept for the record.

some day you shall come back and see how much you have grown...well, hopefully...

I'm 34yrs old, I made my mind up a long time ago. No marriage, no kids, and I intend to keep it that way. It's amazing how many people try to coax you into finding a nice girl and settling down. Not my thing. Some women are put off by this, but some feel the same way. Not everyone is dying to get married and have kids. Some seek it out at all costs. Some fall into it without knowing. And some like me will avoid it like the plague.

It's a choice, not something I'm going to grow into. I enjoy my life the way it is, not the way society tells me it should be.

ImportConvert · 01-04-2011, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by shadow2k

I'm 34yrs old, I made my mind up a long time ago. No marriage, no kids, and I intend to keep it that way. It's amazing how many people try to coax you into finding a nice girl and settling down. Not my thing. Some women are put off by this, but some feel the same way. Not everyone is dying to get married and have kids. Some seek it out at all costs. Some fall into it without knowing. And some like me will avoid it like the plague.

It's a choice, not something I'm going to grow into. I enjoy my life the way it is, not the way society tells me it should be.

I know, my grandparents actually mailed me $100 for christmas with instructions to use part of it to take a girlfriend to supper. Of course I will find some random chic to go, as I try to use the gift as intended somewhat, but still, I don't want to. It's just to make them happy. I avoid that mess like the plague it is.

jakoye · 01-04-2011, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ImportConvert

Choose better women...

this statement makes me think you just don't know what's out there. I guess after spending time in the clinic and rotating through L&D, I have a different perspective than the lay person, but still.

Wrap it. It's cheap insurance. It's certainly not fool-proof, but it's better than nothing.

Durf! Erm, there's all kinds of skanky hos out there. And guys too (don't want to be sexist!).

But you most certainly can reduce your chances of catching an STD by being choosy with who you stick your pecker in.

For example, I would pound Venus Williams... but I wouldn't poke Lindsay Lohan with even a stick.

Choose life!

jakoye · 01-04-2011, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ImportConvert

I know, my grandparents actually mailed me $100 for christmas with instructions to use part of it to take a girlfriend to supper. Of course I will find some random chic to go, as I try to use the gift as intended somewhat, but still, I don't want to. It's just to make them happy. I avoid that mess like the plague it is.

You avoid chicks like the plague?

frost · 01-04-2011, 09:25 PM

Sound advice for sure

jakoye · 01-04-2011, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

If you're sliding your junk into lambskin, who needs the woman? That would save me the trouble of taking her out to mcdonalds.

But I need a face to lay the pearl necklace on?

I suppose I could use a mask or something, but that seems sad, like a clown.

ImportConvert · 01-05-2011, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jakoye

You avoid chicks like the plague?

From a relationship standpoint. I have sat back and watched my friends go through break-up after break-up, divorce after divorce, and I want none of it.

mick · 01-05-2011, 01:15 AM

maybe that's they say marriage is like a romance where the hero dies in the first chapter -- and you are still alive

ImportConvert · 01-05-2011, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by jakoye

Durf! Erm, there's all kinds of skanky hos out there. And guys too (don't want to be sexist!).

But you most certainly can reduce your chances of catching an STD by being choosy with who you stick your pecker in.

For example, I would pound Venus Williams... but I wouldn't poke Lindsay Lohan with even a stick.

Choose life!

Well then you're just not going with the statistics very much, are you? Venus Williams is statistically much more likely to have something.

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