So pulled over for the first time...

Hugoneus

Last week I got pulled over for the first time. I was coming back from dinner with my gf, she had drank a lot and since I was driving, I had nothing to drink.

She was babbling something about inter-species mating habits, specifically she was asking should a snake and porcupine ever mate, would they produce barbed wire as babies?! FML.

Anyhow, I was going 80 on a 65, in the left lane. I see a cop hidden and I knew it was too late. I kept on looking out of rear view mirror and I could see the shape of a cop car following me. In the midst of looking back, I actually almost drove off the highway! FML!!

A minute or two later, he puts his siren on and I pull to the side. I turn the car off. Put my keys on the dash (like that makes a difference in the Z), turn the cabin lights on, and in the meanwhile my gf is saying how pretty the flashing red/blue lights are. FML!

He comes over, I pull down the window and he says: "How are you doing tonight?" I say I am fine. He then says: "I pulled you over for three reasons, you were doing 80 on a 65, driving in the left pass-only lane, and you almost drove off the highway". I say, I understand. Then he says, "Have you been drinking sir?" I say, no officer. Then he asks "Well, when you opened the window, I can smell the alcohol!" I say, it must be from my gf who drank at dinner. He then says, "Ok, can you please follow this pen for me with your eyes without moving your head?" I say sure. He moves his pen back and forth and I follow it like a ******* EAGLE I tell ya! He then says: "Alright sir, you have a good night and slow down!"

Phew! He was very polite and very nice. Thank god that my first experience pulling over was a positive one.

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red6spd

So what your saying is F**K MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hugoneus

Its the thought process!

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schrack150

not all cops are dicks

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christian370z

Hahaha, the things that come to mind while drunk. Nice to see the cop was courteous and let you off the hook!

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Lemers

The cop must have been looking for drinkers not speeders.

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Waiz

That was a cool story and your gf sounds hilarious, rep points for entertaining me.

Cops are cool in my book, most of the ones I know are nice guys and they put up with too much crap from people who actually deserve to be ticketed.

The times that I have been pulled I have always done exactly what you have done and was very respectful and polite and they always let me go with a warning.

Red__Zed

Gotta love the drunken mind...

grats on getting off.

LuckyJinx

Sounds more high than drunk lol nice story.

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TongMan

Props to the Milky Way Highway Patrol.

daisuke149

if he was gonna be a jerk, you shoulda let him hear some of your gf's mating habits and he woulda said "GET HOME FAST and get that under control"

PapoZalsa

I got pulled over this morning because the cop doesn't have 20/20. He confused a 12 with a 10 on a state inspection sticker.

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TreeSemdyZee

Wow. Can't they look for something a little more important than an inspection sticker?

Lemers

Maybe he's colorblind too. Don't they usually color code those sticker?

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