So pulled over for the first time...

Hugoneus · 12-18-2010, 11:26 AM

Last week I got pulled over for the first time. I was coming back from dinner with my gf, she had drank a lot and since I was driving, I had nothing to drink.

She was babbling something about inter-species mating habits, specifically she was asking should a snake and porcupine ever mate, would they produce barbed wire as babies?! FML.

Anyhow, I was going 80 on a 65, in the left lane. I see a cop hidden and I knew it was too late. I kept on looking out of rear view mirror and I could see the shape of a cop car following me. In the midst of looking back, I actually almost drove off the highway! FML!!

A minute or two later, he puts his siren on and I pull to the side. I turn the car off. Put my keys on the dash (like that makes a difference in the Z), turn the cabin lights on, and in the meanwhile my gf is saying how pretty the flashing red/blue lights are. FML!

He comes over, I pull down the window and he says: "How are you doing tonight?" I say I am fine. He then says: "I pulled you over for three reasons, you were doing 80 on a 65, driving in the left pass-only lane, and you almost drove off the highway". I say, I understand. Then he says, "Have you been drinking sir?" I say, no officer. Then he asks "Well, when you opened the window, I can smell the alcohol!" I say, it must be from my gf who drank at dinner. He then says, "Ok, can you please follow this pen for me with your eyes without moving your head?" I say sure. He moves his pen back and forth and I follow it like a ******* EAGLE I tell ya! He then says: "Alright sir, you have a good night and slow down!"

Phew! He was very polite and very nice. Thank god that my first experience pulling over was a positive one.

red6spd · 12-18-2010, 11:30 AM

So what your saying is F**K MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hugoneus · 12-18-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by red6spd

So what your saying is F**K MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its the thought process!

c41006 · 12-18-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hugoneus

She was babbling something about inter-species mating habits, specifically she was asking should a snake and porcupine ever mate, would they produce barbed wire as babies?! FML.

schrack150 · 12-18-2010, 11:41 AM

not all cops are dicks

Jquad · 12-18-2010, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by schrack150

not all cops are dicks

Ive had couples of pulled over and with just warning

Daishi · 12-18-2010, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by schrack150

not all cops are dicks

most are. I work at a vw dealership and a cop came in to test drive a gti I helped him out and he didnt buy yet. So the same guy sees me driving pulls a u turn in the middle of the road knows who I am and gives me a ticket for no front plate and tinted windows. What an ***, well needless to say hes not buying a vw from the dealership because ill just ask him to leave when he comes in. not to meantion his personal car has tints and such. Nice to see cops think they are above the law.

PapoZalsa · 12-18-2010, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by schrack150

Most cops are dicks

FIXED!

christian370z · 12-18-2010, 11:46 AM

Hahaha, the things that come to mind while drunk. Nice to see the cop was courteous and let you off the hook!

Lemers · 12-18-2010, 11:59 AM

The cop must have been looking for drinkers not speeders.

Waiz · 12-18-2010, 12:06 PM

That was a cool story and your gf sounds hilarious, rep points for entertaining me.

Cops are cool in my book, most of the ones I know are nice guys and they put up with too much crap from people who actually deserve to be ticketed.

The times that I have been pulled I have always done exactly what you have done and was very respectful and polite and they always let me go with a warning.

Red__Zed · 12-18-2010, 12:17 PM

Gotta love the drunken mind...

grats on getting off.

whoady4shoady · 12-21-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Red__Zed

Gotta love the drunken mind...

grats on getting off.

I missed that part of the story. How drunk was she?

LuckyJinx · 12-18-2010, 12:33 PM

Sounds more high than drunk lol nice story.

TongMan · 12-18-2010, 02:04 PM

Props to the Milky Way Highway Patrol.

12-18-2010, 11:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hugoneus Base Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Milky Way Posts: 245 Drives: 2010 370z T+S+N 6MT Rep Power: 16	So pulled over for the first time... Last week I got pulled over for the first time. I was coming back from dinner with my gf, she had drank a lot and since I was driving, I had nothing to drink. She was babbling something about inter-species mating habits, specifically she was asking should a snake and porcupine ever mate, would they produce barbed wire as babies?! FML. Anyhow, I was going 80 on a 65, in the left lane. I see a cop hidden and I knew it was too late. I kept on looking out of rear view mirror and I could see the shape of a cop car following me. In the midst of looking back, I actually almost drove off the highway! FML!! A minute or two later, he puts his siren on and I pull to the side. I turn the car off. Put my keys on the dash (like that makes a difference in the Z), turn the cabin lights on, and in the meanwhile my gf is saying how pretty the flashing red/blue lights are. FML! He comes over, I pull down the window and he says: "How are you doing tonight?" I say I am fine. He then says: "I pulled you over for three reasons, you were doing 80 on a 65, driving in the left pass-only lane, and you almost drove off the highway". I say, I understand. Then he says, "Have you been drinking sir?" I say, no officer. Then he asks "Well, when you opened the window, I can smell the alcohol!" I say, it must be from my gf who drank at dinner. He then says, "Ok, can you please follow this pen for me with your eyes without moving your head?" I say sure. He moves his pen back and forth and I follow it like a ***** EAGLE I tell ya! He then says: "Alright sir, you have a good night and slow down!" Phew! He was very polite and very nice. Thank god that my first experience pulling over was a positive one. __________________ 2010 Cherry Black Nissan 370z + Black Interior + 6MT Touring + Sport + Navigation + Painted Splash Guards + Illuminated Kick Plates + Fog Light + Floor Mats + Clear Bra**

12-18-2010, 11:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
red6spd A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Long Island NY Posts: 3,277 Drives: 2010 Z Coupe M6 SPT Rep Power: 21	So what your saying is F**K MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ 2010 Base+Sport 6spd: Stillen G3, FI Non-Resonated CBE, FI Non-Resonated Test Pipes, UpRev Tuned, Custom 24R Oil Cooler, JDM Rear Fog-OEM Harness. ???Whp ???WTQ (Will find out come spring time)

12-18-2010, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
schrack150 Track Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Wheeling, West Virginia Age: 38 Posts: 590 Drives: 09 370z PW Rep Power: 17	not all cops are dicks __________________ 2009 370z PW Base + Sport 6M 13.86@104.4 ERZ HFC, Injen, AP Exhaust...wet black powdercoated Ray's....UPrev

12-18-2010, 11:46 AM	#9 (permalink)
christian370z A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Newport Beach Posts: 3,900 Drives: 2010 370Z/Saab 900se Rep Power: 432	Hahaha, the things that come to mind while drunk. Nice to see the cop was courteous and let you off the hook! __________________ -320whp / 259wftlbs- SP Rays -- RE-11s -- SpecialtyZ Tune -- Swift Springs -- Stillen 25R Oil Cooler -- Stillen G3 Intakes -- Berk HFCs -- F.I. 12" CBE -- Stillen Sway Bars -- Es14 Spring -- INGS+1 lip -- CF Spoiler -- GTR Start Button -- VLED Parking Lights -- PWJDM V2 shift knob

12-18-2010, 11:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
Lemers A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Izmir, Turkey Posts: 15,371 Drives: 2012 Traverse LTZ Rep Power: 53	The cop must have been looking for drinkers not speeders. __________________ 2010 Black Cherry Touring/Sport/Nav Now - 2012 Travese LTZ until I leave for Turkey

12-18-2010, 12:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
Waiz A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: SoCal Posts: 9,262 Drives: Z33 & GE8 Rep Power: 460	That was a cool story and your gf sounds hilarious, rep points for entertaining me. Cops are cool in my book, most of the ones I know are nice guys and they put up with too much crap from people who actually deserve to be ticketed. The times that I have been pulled I have always done exactly what you have done and was very respectful and polite and they always let me go with a warning. Last edited by Waiz; 12-18-2010 at 12:08 PM.

12-18-2010, 12:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
Red__Zed A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: window seat Posts: 28,940 Drives: Mostly on two wheels Rep Power: 120	Gotta love the drunken mind... grats on getting off.

12-18-2010, 12:33 PM	#14 (permalink)
LuckyJinx Enthusiast Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 465 Drives: 09 Nissan 370z Nismo Rep Power: 15	Sounds more high than drunk lol nice story. __________________

12-18-2010, 02:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
TongMan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NorCal Posts: 1,297 Drives: 2013 Nissan GTR Rep Power: 716	Props to the Milky Way Highway Patrol.

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