Lets have some laughs

RiCharlie · 11-18-2010, 08:35 PM

I have an idea for some fun and laughs. Lets each tell stories about how we sold our wives ( or husbands or significant others) on the idea of us buying a Z,., My wife still thinks this is a small economy car designed to save us money on fuel each year..

(All boys love toys!)
only kidding..seriously she thinks that at my age ....why the hell not???!!!
My grandson who would rather be caught dead than seen with his grandpa now wants me to pick him up at school!! Lets hear some fun stories..

junior_jam · 11-18-2010, 08:40 PM

Wife cheated.
Day after separation papers were signed = New Z.
Word.

frost · 11-18-2010, 08:41 PM

It was a choice between letting me get my car, or her getting the card.

RiCharlie · 11-18-2010, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frost

It was a choice between letting me get my car, or her getting the card.

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

frost · 11-18-2010, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiCharlie

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

What? Lots of guys get their junk waxed.

ChrisSlicks · 11-18-2010, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiCharlie

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

That's all right, Frost has anal leakage, but that was the result of a 6 month stay in County thanks to his snow addiction.

Mt Tam I am · 11-18-2010, 10:54 PM

Last time I bought a car, I was questioned as to why she was not there to help in the decision process. I responded that it was to be my car and I did not care about her opinion

but next time she could come along. Since then she has bought two or three cars and my opinion was not obtained because she will drive them. Sounds logical to me.

This time when I bought the 370 I did invite her to come with me, because I remembered. I rejected her input about getting an automatic so that she too could drive it. Why? Because it is the car I will drive, and I drive manuals. A topic of dozens of conversations over the years. Didn't she remember why I just had a SH one T attack with the salesman about the GTR? It only comes in automatic.

I do believe most men without women in their lives will be found dead in their own filth from an easily prevented disease.

dixon cider · 11-18-2010, 11:41 PM

It was easy. My wife found something else to drive...... her ex-boyfriend. So I bought the Z to make love to. She is also the reason I took up a hobby.....

Red__Zed · 11-18-2010, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiCharlie

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

way too much information there

ClemsonWill · 11-19-2010, 06:53 AM

Reading this thread at work is a bad idea. I have had to people walk by my office asking why I was laughing at the computer.

My wife was happy I bought the Z being that I was looking at a $60k Corvette first.

4r3s · 11-19-2010, 07:24 AM

I won't hit a b*tch, but I'll shake the sh*t out of her

SiXK · 11-19-2010, 07:57 AM

I just said "I'm buying this car" and bought one the first week they were out.

and I am against hitting women (felt compelled to include this part for some reason)

ImportConvert · 11-19-2010, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4r3s

I won't hit a b*tch, but I'll shake the sh*t out of her

Pfft! Shaking is for babies

shoopajae10 · 11-19-2010, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RiCharlie

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

I lol'ed...

butdamnbrian · 11-19-2010, 02:32 PM

on topic: like kenchan mentioned in another thread, nurturing the wife/gf's expensive purse habit goes a long way when it comes time to buy the ride. "when it comes down to it babe, your new purse could pay my monthly for the rest of the year! so what's your beef with the new car?" victory right there.

off topic: never ever cool to hit a female ever. and it's not the same as fighting a weaker guy. if that's sexist, then i'm sexist. i'm ok with that haha.

11-18-2010, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
RiCharlie Track Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Johnston RI Posts: 857 Drives: 370 Touring Spt A/t Rep Power: 16	Lets have some laughs I have an idea for some fun and laughs. Lets each tell stories about how we sold our wives ( or husbands or significant others) on the idea of us buying a Z,., My wife still thinks this is a small economy car designed to save us money on fuel each year.. (All boys love toys!) only kidding..seriously she thinks that at my age ....why the hell not???!!! My grandson who would rather be caught dead than seen with his grandpa now wants me to pick him up at school!! Lets hear some fun stories.. Last edited by RiCharlie; 11-18-2010 at 08:39 PM.

11-18-2010, 10:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mt Tam I am A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: California Posts: 10,709 Drives: 370Z T/S/N 6MT & XKE Rep Power: 3843	Last time I bought a car, I was questioned as to why she was not there to help in the decision process. I responded that it was to be my car and I did not care about her opinion but next time she could come along. Since then she has bought two or three cars and my opinion was not obtained because she will drive them. Sounds logical to me. This time when I bought the 370 I did invite her to come with me, because I remembered. I rejected her input about getting an automatic so that she too could drive it. Why? Because it is the car I will drive, and I drive manuals. A topic of dozens of conversations over the years. Didn't she remember why I just had a SH one T attack with the salesman about the GTR? It only comes in automatic. I do believe most men without women in their lives will be found dead in their own filth from an easily prevented disease. __________________ "Does the carpet match the drapes? NO!!! I don't date bald women." Nissan Motorsports 34R Oil Cooler. Stillen CBE. Hotchkis Sport Sway Bars. KW Variant 3 Coilover System. Stillen Gen3 CAI. Michelin Pilot Super Sport. Stillen Brake Ducts. Carbotech™ XP10/XP8 Pads. Z1 Front Rotors. Z1 Stainless Brake Lines. Two degrees of camber

11-19-2010, 06:53 AM	#10 (permalink)
ClemsonWill A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 12,045 Drives: a Civic VP! Rep Power: 445	Reading this thread at work is a bad idea. I have had to people walk by my office asking why I was laughing at the computer. My wife was happy I bought the Z being that I was looking at a $60k Corvette first. __________________ Slightly modded

11-19-2010, 07:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
SiXK Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Orlando Posts: 352 Drives: 09 370Z / 91 300ZXTT Rep Power: 186	I just said "I'm buying this car" and bought one the first week they were out. and I am against hitting women (felt compelled to include this part for some reason) __________________ Magnetic Black 2009 370Z / Pearl Yellow 1991 300ZXTT Last edited by SiXK; 11-19-2010 at 08:00 AM.

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