Lets have some laughs

shoopajae10 · 11-19-2010, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie

You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

I lol'ed...

butdamnbrian · 11-19-2010, 03:32 PM

on topic: like kenchan mentioned in another thread, nurturing the wife/gf's expensive purse habit goes a long way when it comes time to buy the ride. "when it comes down to it babe, your new purse could pay my monthly for the rest of the year! so what's your beef with the new car?" victory right there.

off topic: never ever cool to hit a female ever. and it's not the same as fighting a weaker guy. if that's sexist, then i'm sexist. i'm ok with that haha.

dixon cider · 11-19-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by turbodog

Well, to sort of get back on topic, ahem:
My wife came home one day and said "we need to buy you a sports car."
I spent a week or so driving various cars, and settled on the Z. She came and hung out with me at the dealership while I made the deal.

She had just finished a Master's degree (which cost 1/2 the price of the car) while also working full time. During that time I took over a lot of household workload so she could focus on school. She is very happy with the new job her degree brought her, and wanted to spread the joy. Mission accomplished, I'd say....

Now that's a good woman!! Congrats.

ClemsonWill · 11-19-2010, 03:46 PM

Everytime I come by this thread I start smiling.

shoopajae10 · 11-19-2010, 04:08 PM

It makes me feel all warm inside. =)

ProfessorDave · 11-19-2010, 04:13 PM

Wife got a puppy. I got a Z. On the same day.

Off topic: Does spanking count?

ImportConvert · 11-19-2010, 06:47 PM

Meh. I still think this thread can be simply summed up: Who's paying for it? It's THAT person's call.

If she is a threat, neutralize her in the least violent way possible. If that means punching instead of shooting, then that. If it means pinning instead of punching, then yay for that. Same for any other animal, person, etc.

ImportConvert · 11-19-2010, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

Wife got a puppy. I got a Z. On the same day.

Off topic: Does spanking count?

If you live in a state like LA, then it is probably going to fall under "consent to battery" if you want to get all technical.

Dwight Frye · 11-19-2010, 07:17 PM

I'm divorced. I buy what I want, do what I want, and the only person that I answer to is the person who pays my salary.

frost · 11-19-2010, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by elm_tx

Are you Sh@@ting me? Some of the folks on this sight just amaze me. Are you saying YOU think it's right to hit a woman? I'm not saying they can't push your buttons to the point that you want to do it, but it's just flat out wrong. Maybe I'm sexist, but if a guy wants to take his chances with me, that's his problem. However with a woman, it's a safe bet I'm stronger and she's going to get hurt. It's just not the right thing to do and if you think other wise than you need to go talk to your dad and grow up.

Only open fist. Then it's okay.

antennahead · 11-19-2010, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Only open fist. Then it's okay.

LMAO, I should have known you'd respond with something like this

antennahead · 11-19-2010, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ

I'm curious, too. If women wanted to be treated equally, they should man up and be able to take a few hits every now and then. I also think they should help pick up the tab for Valentine's day, parties at strip clubs, and tickets to a sporting event.

Dude, they live by that "double standard equality", you should know that

frost · 11-19-2010, 11:29 PM

Any woman who can't take a punch isn't a woman I'd want to be with anyway.

antennahead · 11-19-2010, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ProfessorDave

Wife got a puppy. I got a Z. On the same day.

Off topic: Does spanking count?

Spanking, 9 times out of 10, is desired, even begged for

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dixon cider · 11-19-2010, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by antennahead

Spanking, 9 times out of 10, is desired, even begged for

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Man antenna.........

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11-19-2010, 03:46 PM	#49 (permalink)
ClemsonWill A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 12,045 Drives: a Civic VP! Rep Power: 445	Everytime I come by this thread I start smiling. __________________ Slightly modded

11-19-2010, 04:13 PM	#51 (permalink)
ProfessorDave A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scranton, PA Posts: 1,580 Drives: In the fairway Rep Power: 19	Wife got a puppy. I got a Z. On the same day. Off topic: Does spanking count? __________________ Rain, snow, sleet, hail: 2009 Mazda 3 sGT HB Everything else: 2009 370z, PW Touring 6MT

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11-19-2010, 03:32 PM	#47 (permalink)
butdamnbrian Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: bay area, ca Posts: 254 Drives: the ladies wild Rep Power: 15	on topic: like kenchan mentioned in another thread, nurturing the wife/gf's expensive purse habit goes a long way when it comes time to buy the ride. "when it comes down to it babe, your new purse could pay my monthly for the rest of the year! so what's your beef with the new car?" victory right there. off topic: never ever cool to hit a female ever. and it's not the same as fighting a weaker guy. if that's sexist, then i'm sexist. i'm ok with that haha.

11-19-2010, 04:08 PM	#50 (permalink)
shoopajae10 Track Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Over Yonder Posts: 650 Drives: A White Sports Car Rep Power: 17	It makes me feel all warm inside. =)

11-19-2010, 06:47 PM	#52 (permalink)
ImportConvert A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: SWMO Posts: 4,454 Drives: 2019 CX5 GT Reserve Rep Power: 7627	Meh. I still think this thread can be simply summed up: Who's paying for it? It's THAT person's call. If she is a threat, neutralize her in the least violent way possible. If that means punching instead of shooting, then that. If it means pinning instead of punching, then yay for that. Same for any other animal, person, etc.

11-19-2010, 07:17 PM	#54 (permalink)
Dwight Frye Enthusiast Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Occupied California Posts: 423 Drives: '09 Tour/Sport/6MT Rep Power: 16	I'm divorced. I buy what I want, do what I want, and the only person that I answer to is the person who pays my salary.