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ChrisSlicks 11-18-2010 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie (Post 815211)
You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

That's all right, Frost has anal leakage, but that was the result of a 6 month stay in County thanks to his snow addiction.

Trips 11-18-2010 10:18 PM

:koolaidwall:

370zjames 11-18-2010 10:32 PM

:inoutroflpuke:
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Originally Posted by frost (Post 815167)
It was a choice between letting me get my car, or her getting the card.

http://willpen.files.wordpress.com/2...pg?w=500&h=277


daisuke149 11-18-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike (Post 815244)
my wife actually wants me to get another C6, she misses the old one and wants it as an addition.

i feel bad for you man, No one should have to have that problem! :p;

Red__Zed 11-18-2010 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RiCharlie (Post 815211)
You have caused me untold misery!! ( LOL) I am recovering from prostate cancer surgery and one of the problems is "leakage". I have these pads that you wear under your underwear.. on one side is an absorbent material and the other is a very sticky layer that sticks to your underwear to keep this pad in place.. I was laughing so hard at your post while changing that I got the wrong side in the wrong place!! The result was the absorbent part was against my undies and the sticky part stuck to my private parts!!!! Oh my God trying to get my private part lose was so damn painful!!! ha ha ha!! all thanks to you!

way too much information there:ughdance:

Mt Tam I am 11-18-2010 10:54 PM

Last time I bought a car, I was questioned as to why she was not there to help in the decision process. I responded that it was to be my car and I did not care about her opinion :stirthepot: but next time she could come along. Since then she has bought two or three cars and my opinion was not obtained because she will drive them. Sounds logical to me.

This time when I bought the 370 I did invite her to come with me, because I remembered. I rejected her input about getting an automatic so that she too could drive it. Why? Because it is the car I will drive, and I drive manuals. A topic of dozens of conversations over the years. Didn't she remember why I just had a SH one T attack with the salesman about the GTR? It only comes in automatic.

I do believe most men without women in their lives will be found dead in their own filth from an easily prevented disease.

dixon cider 11-18-2010 11:41 PM

It was easy. My wife found something else to drive...... her ex-boyfriend. So I bought the Z to make love to. She is also the reason I took up a hobby..... http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/s...beerfunnel.gif

elm_tx 11-18-2010 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by frost (Post 815167)
It was a choice between letting me get my car, or her getting the card.

http://willpen.files.wordpress.com/2...pg?w=500&h=277

That's Bu!!$hit!!!:mad:

A Man does not hit a Women... End of story.... Not even joking...

Trips 11-19-2010 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by elm_tx (Post 815402)
That's Bu!!$hit!!!:mad:

A Man does not hit a Women... End of story.... Not even joking...

Don't get your panties in a bunch? it was only in fun and not to be taken seriously, Thats evident by the Op's response.

ImportConvert 11-19-2010 12:40 AM

If I were interested in dating, I wouldn't ask my partner what they thought about how I was spending my money. This is a non-issue for non co-dependant people I think.

ImportConvert 11-19-2010 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by elm_tx (Post 815402)
That's Bu!!$hit!!!:mad:

A Man does not hit a Women... End of story.... Not even joking...


If you view women as equal to men, and think they should not be hit purely because their physical structure is less conducive to violence, as a whole, do you then also have a rule that any man who appears weaker than you who wants to get into it with you is automatically safe from physical violence on your part "End of story...not even joking."?

-or-

Do you view women as having different value/rights/responsiblities than men based purely on their sex?

Are you sexist? If so, let us know/don't respond and we will get it. If not, explain the position you have taken. I am curious about it.

dixon cider 11-19-2010 01:17 AM

:wtf2:

samb03 11-19-2010 01:33 AM

I have always wanted one. I am single with no kids but starting to date a chick with a 3 year old. The 2 seater sends out the right message.

ZedZed 11-19-2010 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 815215)
tmi!!!

The post above about leakage and pads then this reply from you afterwards made me crack up so badly at work :bowrofl::roflpuke2:. Everybody started staring at me :icon18:.

butdamnbrian 11-19-2010 02:09 AM

i encouraged her to trade in her rsx for a lex. then it was only fair for me to trade up, also!

ok, i also had to promise her my buying the z didn't mean i wanted to be single. it was only one fight.

also, man... i feel for you guys who picked up the z after a marriage gone bad. glad you guys found something to dull the pain. my buddy's marriage is going south, and he's now pimping his new is-f. at least cars don't cheat!


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