Crazed street racers

waaaasabi · 03-19-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

Meh, it was a 50-yr old woman, I cut her plenty of slack

Hahaha something is so horribly wrong with me this morning; I read that as:

"Meh, it was a 50-yr old woman, I gave her plenty of secks."

To get back on topic, once I was stopped at a red light, when that silly Soulja Boy song "Kiss me through the phone" comes on the radio. I immediately changed the channel, since I'm older than 14 and and have a certified, drunk chicks tested, mothers' approved man-part. No sooner after I changed the radio station, some kid in a fart can Civic pulls up blasting the ****ing Soulja Boy song

So the moment the light turned green I jetted out of there, but the Civic kid took it as a challenge and started chasing after me with that song still on full blast. Luckily I had to turn a couple of blocks down, but that was probably the worse six or so block drive of my life.

370Zsteve · 03-19-2010, 10:25 AM

Zsteve · 03-19-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

Those arent for driving, those are X-rays vision glasses.

ianthegreat · 03-19-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MightyBobo

So, while I don't think I'll ever be officially street racing again (minus maybe a quick, short run or something), Im pretty sure actually giving a slow thumbs down is fairly douche-y, and I'd laugh promptly if someone did that to me. It could mean so many things...either you don't approve of the car, what they're doing on the road, or you just know your *** is going to be beat by whatever wants to race you so you're tucking your tail.

When I was cruising in my Camaro (no slouch at all, with 520 WHP on the juice), some dude instigated a race with me. And by that, I mean he was revving the crap out of me at a light, and then took off. So, being the middle of the night with wide open road in east bum **** Omaha, I didn't back down. Smoked him. He sticks his hand out and gives me a thumbs down. WTF is THAT supposed to mean? lol

If you don't want to race someone who's instigating, either don't look at them, or just laugh and ignore it. Giving a thumbs down just makes you look like a vagina.

+1

Additionally, street racing has been given a bad rap because of the idiots swerving in and out of cars on highways.

I remember about 15 years ago the private events we would hold. 300+ cars would show up and we would run all night long down an old road. Cops would drive up, park and watch.

If someone nudges me at a light and it's safe with no traffic - hell i'll usually bite for a little bit.

chris410 · 03-19-2010, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MightyBobo

The only problem with either retort, is that the twit wouldnt know what the **** either meant...

Exactly...that way his next post would be...dear forum, what is an increasing radius?

Horseface · 03-19-2010, 11:37 AM

I had somebody pull up along side me in an early 2000s Mustang GT on the freeway last night. I ignored him and his engine revving until he sped off ahead of me, showing the freeway traffic what a huge penis he had.

10 minutes or so later, I hit traffic. As I crawled forwards, I could smell a terrible smell and the air was growing thick with smoke. I eventually discovered what it was. It turns out that racer guy had decided he wanted to stop racing and instead take to his feet because his car was on fire.

fullmonty · 03-19-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by red370

damn skippy, gym, tan, laundry, nuff said. +1 that read that and knew what i meant

gtl baby gtl! Remember son I'm from Jersey we pump our fists not our gas!

steveg78 · 03-19-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

Let me get this straight. You are "babying her during break-in" and running 100mph fast-and-furious all at the same time. OK then. The Golf is a good-looking car, btw. Was it a GTI?

I have been staying under 4k and not running at WOT and granny shifting since day 1. You know you are under 4k in 6th when your are doing 100? And in my defense I hardly pressed the gas down. I'm sure you know the difference between 75-100mph is probably about 1/8" pedal depression. And the Golf looks like an 80's hi-top sneaker. It wasn't a GTI either. Looked like some base model. Maybe L/A gear or British Knights

mick · 03-19-2010, 01:53 PM

i drove to work today and on the right lane was a brand new corvette zr1, the one that costs $107K

the driver didn't drive it like a street racer though. he's still babying his car

Red370 · 03-19-2010, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by fullmonty

gtl baby gtl! Remember son I'm from Jersey we pump our fists not our gas!

I like your style.

fullmonty · 03-19-2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Red370

I like your style.

+1

Snakes709 · 03-19-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by steveg78

I have been staying under 4k and not running at WOT and granny shifting since day 1. You know you are under 4k in 6th when your are doing 100? And in my defense I hardly pressed the gas down. I'm sure you know the difference between 75-100mph is probably about 1/8" pedal depression. And the Golf looks like an 80's hi-top sneaker. It wasn't a GTI either. Looked like some base model. Maybe L/A gear or British Knights

Granny shifting? you should be double clutching. You better watch it or you will blow the welds on the intake.

Damn that movie got everyone thinking its 100% true...

Red370 · 03-19-2010, 07:49 PM

BTW, i'll be selling the MoTec System exhaust I have on my GS-T, i'll be posting it on ebay with a $12,000 USD reserve, i mean, with race wars around the corner, these things have to go for a premium.

j.arnaldo · 03-20-2010, 02:48 PM

Envy?

fullmonty · 03-20-2010, 08:08 PM

So since it was nice out the past couple days all I did was drive around. Got tumbs up from Miatas to 911s to Peterbuilts. The security gaurd at the bank walked outside and stood next to my car while I was inside, then bsed for 15 minutes about the car. Felt big pimpin' with a security gaurd next to my car.

03-19-2010, 10:25 AM	#167 (permalink)
370Zsteve A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Gold Coast CT Posts: 10,599 Drives: 2019 Corvette G.S. Rep Power: 43	__________________ SOLD MY Z MARCH 2018 - another Core OG moves on - new ride 2019 Z Corvette Grand Sport - no mods necessary but already have eyes on HFC and intakes LOL IT NEVER ENDS.

03-19-2010, 11:37 AM	#171 (permalink)
Horseface Enthusiast Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Los Angeles. Posts: 253 Drives: 2010 370 Tr/Sprt/Nv Rep Power: 16	I had somebody pull up along side me in an early 2000s Mustang GT on the freeway last night. I ignored him and his engine revving until he sped off ahead of me, showing the freeway traffic what a huge penis he had. 10 minutes or so later, I hit traffic. As I crawled forwards, I could smell a terrible smell and the air was growing thick with smoke. I eventually discovered what it was. It turns out that racer guy had decided he wanted to stop racing and instead take to his feet because his car was on fire. __________________ Whinny!

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mick Track Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: California Posts: 903 Drives: Used to drive a 370z Rep Power: 16	i drove to work today and on the right lane was a brand new corvette zr1, the one that costs $107K the driver didn't drive it like a street racer though. he's still babying his car Last edited by mick; 03-19-2010 at 01:56 PM.

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Red370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kaiserslautern, Germany Posts: 4,391 Drives: your mom to church Rep Power: 296	BTW, i'll be selling the MoTec System exhaust I have on my GS-T, i'll be posting it on ebay with a $12,000 USD reserve, i mean, with race wars around the corner, these things have to go for a premium. __________________ 2011 Mustang 5.0 \| 3.55's \| Lethal Performance off road H-Pipe \| Magnaflow Muffler Delete \| JLT CAI/Bama tuned 417whp/ 404 ft/lbs

03-20-2010, 08:08 PM	#180 (permalink)
fullmonty A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Dirty Jersey Posts: 7,762 Drives: 370 Touring/Sport Rep Power: 34	So since it was nice out the past couple days all I did was drive around. Got tumbs up from Miatas to 911s to Peterbuilts. The security gaurd at the bank walked outside and stood next to my car while I was inside, then bsed for 15 minutes about the car. Felt big pimpin' with a security gaurd next to my car. __________________

03-20-2010, 02:48 PM	#179 (permalink)
j.arnaldo Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 937 Drives: Nissan 350Z, 2004 Rep Power: 0	Envy?

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