370Z Newb Pwnag

OldGuy · 03-13-2010, 08:17 AM

I'm here laughing my tail off. This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this forum. It makes me feel a lot better, as I had thought maybe because I'm "mechanically challenged," I was the only one who had experienced laughable Z moments like these!

Vegitto-kun · 03-13-2010, 12:42 PM

I never had a noob problem with this car.

I knew where everything was perfectly

Azathoth · 03-13-2010, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by zentropy

It took me about 2 months two realize there was an actual key INSIDE the fob!

i've now had a few... of course, the gas latch. I searched for about 2mins, then opened the quick ref. guide to pg 15 and laughed. And I have been wondering why the door has a keyhole. I had no idea the fob had a key!

I also spent many yrs driving ATs. I've stalled her a few times, but I i'm getting the hang of it. Only hills give me trouble, at this point. Slowly learning the clutch-break method.

4r3s · 03-13-2010, 06:43 PM

I thought my windshield sprayers were broken bc when I pushed up on the lever to use the clearly labeled "mist" setting just the blades wiped no liquid came out...

frost · 03-13-2010, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegitto-kun

I never had a noob problem with this car.

I knew where everything was perfectly

Vegitto-kun · 03-13-2010, 07:21 PM

I know I am awesome.

370Zsteve · 03-13-2010, 07:26 PM

I think at this point it is safe to assume that nobody reads the owners manual

frost · 03-13-2010, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

I think at this point it is safe to assume that nobody reads the owners manual

Pfft, are we women?

370Zsteve · 03-13-2010, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Pfft, are we women?

No just a bunch of ninnies running around trying to stick pennies in your fobginas rofl

frost · 03-13-2010, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 370Zsteve

No just a bunch of ninnies running around trying to stick pennies in your fobginas rofl

ricky bobby · 03-13-2010, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Pfft, are we women?

ricky bobby · 03-13-2010, 08:37 PM

i figured out how to open the gas door but feared it never locked. not knowing how to read but being the child that i am, i kept playing with the buttons til i figured it all out

SophiaZ · 03-13-2010, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by frost

Pfft, are we women?

WHAT??!!! And please, by all means..EXPLAIN, Mr. perfect.

FuszNissan · 03-13-2010, 09:59 PM

I did the opposite I guess. I drove a 350 and down shifted without thinking and almost went threw the window. Damn Syncro-rev has spoiled me.

frost · 03-13-2010, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SophiaZ

WHAT??!!! And please, by all means..EXPLAIN, Mr. perfect.

I would, but can you hear me from the kitchen?

03-13-2010, 07:26 PM	#37 (permalink)
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03-13-2010, 08:17 AM	#31 (permalink)
OldGuy Base Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Greensburg PA Posts: 899 Drives: '09370Z Red Base A7 Rep Power: 16	I'm here laughing my tail off. This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this forum. It makes me feel a lot better, as I had thought maybe because I'm "mechanically challenged," I was the only one who had experienced laughable Z moments like these!

03-13-2010, 12:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
Vegitto-kun A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,011 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 262	I never had a noob problem with this car. I knew where everything was perfectly

03-13-2010, 06:43 PM	#34 (permalink)
4r3s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: MD Posts: 2,077 Drives: Touring 370z Rep Power: 24	I thought my windshield sprayers were broken bc when I pushed up on the lever to use the clearly labeled "mist" setting just the blades wiped no liquid came out...

03-13-2010, 07:21 PM	#36 (permalink)
Vegitto-kun A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: USA Posts: 2,011 Drives: 09 370Z Rep Power: 262	I know I am awesome.