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I'm here laughing my tail off. This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this forum. It makes me feel a lot better, as I had thought maybe because

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Old 03-13-2010, 08:17 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I'm here laughing my tail off. This is the funniest thread I've ever read on this forum. It makes me feel a lot better, as I had thought maybe because I'm "mechanically challenged," I was the only one who had experienced laughable Z moments like these!
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Old 03-13-2010, 12:42 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I never had a noob problem with this car.

I knew where everything was perfectly
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It took me about 2 months two realize there was an actual key INSIDE the fob!
i've now had a few... of course, the gas latch. I searched for about 2mins, then opened the quick ref. guide to pg 15 and laughed. And I have been wondering why the door has a keyhole. I had no idea the fob had a key!

I also spent many yrs driving ATs. I've stalled her a few times, but I i'm getting the hang of it. Only hills give me trouble, at this point. Slowly learning the clutch-break method.
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I thought my windshield sprayers were broken bc when I pushed up on the lever to use the clearly labeled "mist" setting just the blades wiped no liquid came out...
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I think at this point it is safe to assume that nobody reads the owners manual
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Pfft, are we women?
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No just a bunch of ninnies running around trying to stick pennies in your fobginas rofl
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i figured out how to open the gas door but feared it never locked. not knowing how to read but being the child that i am, i kept playing with the buttons til i figured it all out
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WHAT??!!! And please, by all means..EXPLAIN, Mr. perfect.
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I did the opposite I guess. I drove a 350 and down shifted without thinking and almost went threw the window. Damn Syncro-rev has spoiled me.
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