Lets try 20 mph in a 20 mph, 30 in a 30 mph, 40 in a 40 mph, and so on. If this fails, then do like that old bumper sticker use to say "speed on, hell ain't far"

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If you wanna do somethin "ballzy"....just be like the other morons on the show COPS and try running from the cops...and than find yourself in a ditch. No need to turn off lights and all that nonsense...do it the real way! SHOW YOURSELF and see where your path takes you

:icon18: Good one! :tiphat:

are you one of those guy that want to do like Ghostrider in the UK ?

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well...............

when i first read this thread, i was like hmmmmmmmmm wtf............

as much as the idea seems impractical/totally illegal, i dont think we need to flame on the OP........

his/her money, time, perogative..............

if i may add, lesson is only learned via experience........ plus, lets not assume anything in the first place - this is the lesson i have learned over many times..........

There is one thing I've quietly considered from time to time, and a mention appeared in this thread. It's not only dangerous to others -- perhaps lethal -- but wrongly used could get you some serious jail time.

That is an "oil slick" device. Perhaps not so much to spray the road, since you'd need to dump an awful lot of gallons fast, and that only seems it would pan out in the movies. Instead -- to spray an aerosol cloud to mess up the pursuing car's windshield. For tech, it could be as simple as a normal pressure garden sprayer loaded with used motor oil.

On the scale of legality, sanity, even psychopathology, it's about as smart as carrying a loaded gun in your car. But it's not a gun -- it's a purely defensive device (at least as I envision it). It could even be made "stealthy" by running a retractable arm low by your exhaust. (You'd have to extend it into the airstream, otherwise you'd wind up spraying your own car.)

The alternative to this is to never antagonize other drivers in the first place. But damn, we're talking Mitsubishi Lancers with freakin' spoilers trying to "challenge" a Z. Or Jerseyite Bimmer mensch trying to justify the extra 30-70K they spent for the "ultimate driving experience" -- which it ain't. ;) It seems everyone sees a Z on the road, and immediately wonders about the size of their "equipment".

You know I have a hard time doing the speed limit too. I think its absurd that an unskilled driver in an ancient piece of crap vehicle that takes four times the stopping distance as my car has the same speed limit as me. Regardless those are the rules and having a drivers license is a PRIVILEGED not a right. Trying to evade the Cops after you've been caught makes you a menace on the road and I hope if you do attempt to do so they throw the book at you. Why you would think its OK to put multiple people's lives in danger (including the Police who dedicate their lives to protecting their citizens) so you don't have to pay a piddly fine only boggles my mind.

Here are some things to try:

- Put a tennis ball under your gas peddle
- Attach a stainless steel wire noose around your balls tied to your throttle peddle
- Attach a spike to the bottom of your seat that raises as you depress the throttle peddle

These should serve as training tools to help you regain control of your downward spiral into the world of law evasion....

....or better yet do like the rest of us who have the same need for speed - take it to the track....

u were doing fine until that whole dedicating their lives to protecting citizens bs. now why would u go and throw a bomb like that? :shakes head:

If your going all out you might as well buy a radar jammer too. It is illegal to own and if they pull you over its mandatory jail time! I am not sh!tting you one bit mandatory jail time for a radar jammer... like it is harmful to anyone :shakes head:

Other than that here is what I would do just for sake of argument: *I am not condoning this in any way shape or form*

1) paint car flat charcoal grey with a digital camo pattern of blacks and grays. This will break the car up and make it blend in with the road from distances.
2) Vinyl overlays in the same fashion over the taillights *perforated of course* Painted headlight housing in the same manner.
3) The quietest exhaust you can custom fab
4) lighting kill switch
5) IR Bulbs installed in DRLs *high powered*
6) Night vision monocle over one eye *NVG are known for loss of depth perception. Also NVG's have a limited field of view. Combining normal eye sight and NVG has yielded the best results*
7) Flip up plates
8) electric privacy glass over plate and windows except front
9) Camera dome on roof with Day/Night HD cameras in all 4 directions
10) Drop down monitor from headliner
11) Runflats!!!
12) Night Rider Tractor Trailor truck on call 24/7/365
13) Get out of Jail free card!
14) Last but not least as much power and grip you can get to the ground! Gotta be able to be gone in 5-10 secs!

Thats doing it right! and to be on the safe side you can always throw in a flux capacitor!!! and say FOCK you Piggies travel through time Mother Fockers!!!! hahahahahahahaha

You forgot the point about adding heat shields so his car, so it doesn't show up on the thermal camera of the police helicopter. Reduce your heat signature! :driving:

Yeah that too but IDK how you would do that?

A lot of Heat shield and a very good cooling system.... of course.... :)

hahahaha :tup: that car would weigh more than a GTR!

yes cops are evil and want to give you lots of tickets